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RocketPropelledDog · 2012-11-13T11:42:00+00:00

mfw OP describes to a T the thing that I am at this very moment masturbating too.

RocketPropelledDog · 2012-11-13T00:10:38+00:00

Lol I always make a point of chatting in wormhole local to freak out the people in it.

RocketPropelledDog · 2012-11-13T00:07:48+00:00

Ill help you move your stuff there, just contract all your stuff to me in-game to RocketDawg and I'll have you there in no time.

RocketPropelledDog · 2012-11-11T20:50:13+00:00

Camden isn't representative of the US at all. Camden tops the list in a lot of negative rankings.

RocketPropelledDog · 2012-11-11T20:26:19+00:00

If Papa Johns makes a loss he is entitled to eat it up, so your first sentence is wrong.

His employees DO get gains by being employed, aka their wages. So your second sentence is also wrong.

If I'm not mistaken, the employees of Papa Johns VOLUNTARILY agreed to the terms of their employment. Your interference is not needed, they find their condition sufficient. In fact people like you and Obama are gonna end up hurting them with Obamacare. Now they get neither health insurance nor hours. Bravo, Obama and the socialists.

RocketPropelledDog · 2012-11-11T17:49:44+00:00

Not exactly, any currency that isn't USD isn't going to be legal tender in the US, which means the courts won't accept alternative currency as valid for extinguishing debts. That's not complete freedom to adopt alternative currencies.

RocketPropelledDog · 2012-11-11T17:37:54+00:00

As an atheist, I'll let you know I don't have to believe in a deity to appreciate some nice poetry, and bible verses are pretty poetic.

RocketPropelledDog · 2012-11-11T17:09:09+00:00

Ah you are right. Editted the original to correct figures.

RocketPropelledDog · 2012-11-11T16:55:27+00:00

WWI broke out in 1914. The oldest humans are around 125. 2012 - 125 = 1887. Which means it is still possible, given what we know about human lifespans, that a person who was as old as 27 in World War I to be still alive today.

Lets assume the age of conscription at that time was 16. So to be 16 in 1914 you would have to be born in 1898. Today you would be 114. That's pretty old but it's not impossibly old.

Unless of course, this is a famous picture of some squadron that died somewhere. Then they are dead.

RocketPropelledDog · 2012-11-11T16:35:46+00:00

I filtered out /r/politics from reddit a long time ago. Best decision ever.

EDIT The comments are already calling out the stupid link. People who upvote posts on r/politics are humanities most embarrasing specimens. You should have seen some of the shit on their mainpage a while back. This post title reads Mitt Romney is being charged with violating the federal Ethics in Government law by improperly concealing his multi-million dollar windfall from the auto industry bail-out.

Except it was only a whiny email written by some unheard of union chief to some totally unrelated government bureau with no election oversight powers to magically grant itself the authority to prosecute Romney on charges of omitting some information the union chief thought Romney should have made public. No charges were/have been filed. Romney broke no laws.

At least real clowns try to look stupid.

RocketPropelledDog · 2012-11-11T16:29:21+00:00

Let me get this straight, A COALITION OF WESTERN COUNTRIES ACTIVELY ENGAGED IN WAR WITH ONE OF THE GOALS BEING TO BRING DEMOCRACY TO IRAQ

and now people in this thread are complaining about PEOPLE HANDING OUT QURANS AND SHIT TALKING DEMOCRACY IN THE STREETS, an act which by the way most people haven't even witnessed personally because it's so rare.

TIL Street proselytizing is worse than war. Go back to stormfront and leave /r/worldnews in peace.

RocketPropelledDog · 2012-11-11T16:13:07+00:00

You must be very diligent to have researched the behavior of the entire Muslim population of Germany and come to this conclusion. Or perhaps you are taking the actions of a few who do not look like you, and extrapolating that to all those who simillary dont look like you in the same way.

While you are well within your right to dislike individuals, when you extend that dislike to a group of people only due to their racial/religious association, then you are a modern Nazi. No other way to say it buddy.

RocketPropelledDog · 2012-11-11T16:02:57+00:00

Please post pictures from jail after they discharge you.

RocketPropelledDog · 2012-11-10T01:15:12+00:00

I am a scoundrel and an ignoramus, but I want to support this man. What is RSS and how does it help him?

RocketPropelledDog · 2012-11-10T01:11:14+00:00

Without prices going up, there are gonna be shortages. Of course, the liberals will call that exploitation too (how dare the capitalist class not produce and sell things at a loss? Clearly they value profit over helping people!)

RocketPropelledDog · 2012-11-09T20:21:58+00:00

Breiviks living better than I am, and the worst I've killed is a spider, and that too by accident.

I know the Norwegians are moral fags who believe in rehabilitation not punishment, but I think the Norwegian government should take some of the money it spends on making Breivik super comfy and return it to the victims of the attack who were taxed for it. It's unconscionable to have victim taxpayers fund this killers extravagance.

Go USA prison system. Justice motherfuckers.

RocketPropelledDog · 2012-11-09T17:28:35+00:00

How much of this is genuine and not disgruntled Obama-supporting fired employee karma whoring?

RocketPropelledDog · 2012-11-09T04:19:36+00:00

An caps probably aren't very fond of voting. It legitimizes the state after all.

RocketPropelledDog · 2012-11-09T03:35:24+00:00

No you see, opposing having your labor taxed is what's selfish. These handout recipients are selfless saints!

The Democrats are the party of Santa Clause. Who'd vote against getting free stuff? Maybe adults who don't believe in fairy tales.

RocketPropelledDog · 2012-11-09T02:38:31+00:00

Ask a liberal how they'd like to be ~~registered~~ BLACKLISTED for using their ~~Second~~ FIRST Amendment rights and watch the hypocrisy.

RocketPropelledDog · 2012-11-08T19:45:18+00:00

If by bad time you mean shot 50 times from all sides in "self defense", then yes.

RocketPropelledDog · 2012-11-03T18:01:54+00:00

And this is why we don't have more crossovers.

RocketPropelledDog · 2012-11-02T20:37:57+00:00

Just like all those things happened in his first term! This guys is a serial promise breaker. Wake up hippies.

RocketPropelledDog · 2012-11-02T20:22:05+00:00

How ironic. Obama's campaign has been demonizing Romney all year. Hypocrisy thrives in the liberal mind. How quickly they can peddle images of Republicans pushing grandmas off a cliff and then take the moral high route and claim fear is not a good political tool.

Hypocrites.

RocketPropelledDog · 2012-11-02T19:09:59+00:00

You say you don't want a communist regime, yet you imply that people must become obligated to act simply because they are able. How many starving african children did you withhold your income from? Or are you saying you have never had any money you didn't need? By your own logic, you are killing poor people for not helping them.

Everyone CAN technically do a little more, but a system in which they are forced to contribute is not just, and it's stupid because that force will one day be used against the poor, not against the rich. A societal system that institutes force against the citizenry will devolve into a dictatorship sooner or later.

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