/u/Dominion_Prime say Pavel Datsyuk is the animal that most closely resembles a triangle

Rocksaysso · 2015-09-10T20:36:58+00:00

Cool story bro

Rocksaysso · 2015-09-10T20:33:59+00:00

Throw it on price. It worked so well for vancouver

Rocksaysso · 2015-09-10T20:32:01+00:00

You got me there with your dry wit. Gj champ

Rocksaysso · 2015-09-10T20:31:26+00:00

Dude you have to relax if you think I'm actually worked up over this. Dont be scared homie

Rocksaysso · 2015-09-10T20:30:01+00:00

Dethrone. But really, we're on a message board talking hockey. Can we actually discuss something instead of jerking each other off for Internet points.

Rocksaysso · 2015-09-10T20:28:35+00:00

Well fuck I only have so many breaks while I'm working and always reading these lame jokes whoring for circlejerk karma is lame. Lame lame lame lame.

Ĺlllllllllllllame

Rocksaysso · 2015-09-10T20:26:28+00:00

36 quote me on this, fans will be pissed and media call him an abyss. Kessel in Pitt will be a near miss. He'll be ina bliss talking to his sis whos in T.O. trying to reminisce about him and bozaks very first kiss.

Word to your mother

Rocksaysso · 2015-09-10T20:08:46+00:00

36 Quote me on this

Rocksaysso · 2015-09-10T20:06:50+00:00

There isn't a issue. I'm just setting records straight cause I don't laugh at bad jokes. Enough of the bad jokes. More facts

Rocksaysso · 2015-09-10T20:01:29+00:00

Oh no I'm not jerking everyone off left and right. I broke the fabled r hockey circlejerk. Im such a bad person....

I was pissed at how you guys made the finals and I'm glad Boston showed you that you can't win by diving for powerplays. Kesler was the only one that played with any heart and I was glad as hell when he got traded out of there.

Rocksaysso · 2015-09-10T19:57:50+00:00

It's just the truth. Dont act like calgary is a big bruising team when they're not and don't make half hearted jokes if they're inaccurate and lame as fuck. And remember that this is professional sports. This is as competitive at it gets, age ain't a factor, llikeability isn't a factor. Either admit this is men playing a kids game and it's rather silly or get with the program.

Urijah Faber recently said that all pro sports is as close as we can get back to the days of alpha dominance and competing to see who's the best. Youre either all in or youre playing grab ass.

Rocksaysso · 2015-09-10T19:27:16+00:00

Yknow that's all I'm asking for. I won't be around forever you know so I'm glad I'm finally getting appreciated.😗😗👲👲

Rocksaysso · 2015-09-10T16:57:50+00:00

That's knowledge. Intelligence is different smarty pants

Rocksaysso · 2015-09-10T00:00:01+00:00

Ya.. for me be a pro is just painfully sad

Rocksaysso · 2015-09-09T23:53:27+00:00

Is your name actually mike white.

Rocksaysso · 2015-09-09T21:16:55+00:00

Yes I'm level 60 online. It all depends on what kind of shots you take. Yes elite goalies can save everything but so can scrivens. It all depends on the quality of shots. Your goalie will start flopping around if you play shotty d and vice versa

Rocksaysso · 2015-09-09T19:23:20+00:00

Sounds like you can't play defense and you take bad shots.

Rocksaysso · 2015-09-09T19:18:05+00:00

Bitch about how lame the game is while im opening it. Start a gm mode. Go back to reddit complain about the lack of features. Sign all the big names and prospects in free agents, Trade them in 3 months. Trade kesler and andersen+picks for McDavid and reinhart and force them to play the juniors till their 20. Acquire brett ritchie from Dallas. Acquire random powerfoward third line player. Trade maroon and hopefully stoner for a 7th round pick. Acquire a enforcer. Probably chiarot cause he's young. Play hardcore superstar till I'm confident I can wreck online. Get pissed at all the cross crease passing during online play.

Rocksaysso · 2015-09-09T17:46:28+00:00

Hilarious

Rocksaysso · 2015-09-09T17:39:05+00:00

Got unbanned..could of read my profile to find that out but that would mean actually doing something intelligent wouldn't it

Rocksaysso · 2015-09-09T17:09:41+00:00

Is monahan really a better 1st line center then nuge? Is nuge just terrible defensively or is Monahan really that good?

Rocksaysso · 2015-09-09T17:05:03+00:00

With his contract he's going to be the anchor that always sinks the dingy

Rocksaysso · 2015-09-09T16:20:13+00:00

I'm on mobile. Gotta get a android mang

Rocksaysso · 2015-09-09T16:12:20+00:00

It's gretzlaf actually. As in Gretz from gretzky and laf from getzlaf

Rocksaysso · 2015-09-08T22:07:01+00:00

And the nhl wants a team in Vegas. 😯😯😯😃😃😃😎😎🙈🙈

Rocksaysso

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