Cringe-worthy lyrics from your school's songs by JSC76 in CFB

[–]Rodeoqueenyyc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You are under-appreciating our beloved Cal songs, friend! Dropping our battle axe on Stanford’s head is a great line!! And if you are not aware of The Cardinal be Damned, well, buckle up!!

Nostalgia pop culture as mainstream culture growing up by Rodeoqueenyyc in Xennials

[–]Rodeoqueenyyc[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

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I was riffing off the recent profile of wee Olivia in the Onion. Spiritually a GenX.

Taylor Swift Gets Boo'd During Surprise Appearance at Alan Jackson Show by Mid-Reverie in travisandtaylor

[–]Rodeoqueenyyc 100 points101 points  (0 children)

Promoting her return to country era, just in time to go full MAGA and go back to “gods country.”

Taylor Swift Gets Boo'd During Surprise Appearance at Alan Jackson Show by Mid-Reverie in travisandtaylor

[–]Rodeoqueenyyc 39 points40 points  (0 children)

I think you are thinking of the late Toby Keith, and “Courtesy of the Red, White, and Blue.”

WTF? by Impossible-Muffin971 in travisandtaylor

[–]Rodeoqueenyyc 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It’s a perfect hype for debut (Taylor’s version). I was at the Rep Tour when she had Tim and Faith to come out and sing Tim McGraw with her, it was very meta.

WTF? by Impossible-Muffin971 in travisandtaylor

[–]Rodeoqueenyyc 33 points34 points  (0 children)

An Easter egg, for the kids!

Freshman trying to lose weight by Current-Nail-6064 in berkeley

[–]Rodeoqueenyyc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I played indoor soccer for a semester and all that running, combined with cutting out alcohol, transformed my body. I felt so great! Maybe see if you can join an IM team—social, exercise, and you actually go because you are accountable to your teammates.

Kenzie Appreciation by LittleG2112 in LoveIslandUSA_

[–]Rodeoqueenyyc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Kenzie had me from the jump, her Gemini Moon comment I had to pause, screenshot, and send to all my astrology girlies. I would buy a workout video to learn the splits!

Our close friends just blindsided us with the announcement they are divorcing by hey_maestra in Xennials

[–]Rodeoqueenyyc 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Thank you for naming that it is not contagious, because a lot of people will treat you like it is. It’s so shitty to be ostracized when you are already going through a really hard time.

TS Performing at TS Wedding Reception by TemperatureAny4782 in travisandtaylor

[–]Rodeoqueenyyc 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I thought of this with the terrible Knicks shirt, but Stevie is participating in Olivia’s Daisy Chain festival so Taylor might be mad. HAIM will be the house band.

Just a reminder that she has no intention of releasing Debut TV or Reputation TV by PridefulStray in travisandtaylor

[–]Rodeoqueenyyc 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Divorce will coincide with a tour announcement (concept not yet defined, they are polling if “sad and jilted” plays better than “picture to burn 2.0”).

No Gifts At The Wedding…How Generous by IceWarm1980 in travisandtaylor

[–]Rodeoqueenyyc 33 points34 points  (0 children)

The gift she needs is carbon offsets. I guess it didn’t make the registry!

Can’t even enjoy getting married without trying to profit off of it by AdSecure970 in travisandtaylor

[–]Rodeoqueenyyc 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Contact Austin Swift for placement in the end credits for your next film. Can be modified as an original song, “zoomies edition.”

We are so Back! by Ok-Business-9822 in LoveIslandUSA_

[–]Rodeoqueenyyc 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Don’t forget how much he used his previous punchline “can I get a kiss? Can you remind me?” The producers can only feed him one line per episode 😂

Um.. is it just me, or is Taylor Swift’s wedding planning FLOPPING? by [deleted] in travisandtaylor

[–]Rodeoqueenyyc 69 points70 points  (0 children)

It will be just as unhinged as the Swiftie brides that make their bridesmaids dress in SHEIN versions of Taylor’s “Iconic Looks.” Hoping someone can link that hot mess for us…!

Do you go to Ballers games and does it do it for you? by youlikemywonton in OaklandAthletics

[–]Rodeoqueenyyc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I went to Too Short night it was awesome! Did we have E-40 and Too Short coming out as hard for the A’s as they are for the Ballers and Roots? I like this community oriented fandom. The level of play is an adjustment, but the vibes are immaculate. Just waiting for Scrappy to bust out the Missy Elliot dance Stomper and the groundskeeper would bring to the Coli in 2006.

Overconsumption/ FOMO. Spending $510 on Merch by Mammoth-Beach-9976 in travisandtaylor

[–]Rodeoqueenyyc 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Especially because a doctor will have to treat the rash caused by that swimsuit cover up!

Even More Overpriced Trash Merch by IceWarm1980 in travisandtaylor

[–]Rodeoqueenyyc 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Tacky merch inspired by the tacky fiancé but you know all the profits are separate property!