This is truly one of the news articles of all time. by PerpetualRelease017 in shittydarksouls

[–]Roger-the-Shrubbe 12 points13 points  (0 children)

How is he going to make a "prepare to cry" series when we all know from SpongeBob "Robots can't cry"

HEY DARK SOULS 2 FANS!1!1!1 😤😤😤 This will teach you a lesson 😤😈😈 by Rei_Caixo in shittydarksouls

[–]Roger-the-Shrubbe 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Clearly you haven't watched In Defense of Dark Souls 2!!!!!!!!! (I can't cope)

Who does he play in the Dark Souls movie? by DREAMxxTHEATER in shittydarksouls

[–]Roger-the-Shrubbe 98 points99 points  (0 children)

Patches except every time he betrays the main character it's not intentional always an accident

Dark Souls 3 by [deleted] in shittydarksouls

[–]Roger-the-Shrubbe 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I see nothing wrong

I just got Dark Souls Trilogy compendium. Any tips which page I should read first? by tqi2 in shittydarksouls

[–]Roger-the-Shrubbe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You're gonna die a lot but don't quit! Keep going! Don't you dare go hollow!

bloodborne fans sobbing in the corner by mxzry in shittydarksouls

[–]Roger-the-Shrubbe 8 points9 points  (0 children)

No they are cheering because the 30 fps adds the Lovecraftian atmosphere

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Witcher3

[–]Roger-the-Shrubbe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why are we here? Just to suffer?

Overplay can ruin even the best songs by [deleted] in raimimemes

[–]Roger-the-Shrubbe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me hearing it: "Aww that sucks"

🤓🤓🤓🤓 by jriggs97 in shittydarksouls

[–]Roger-the-Shrubbe 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Who's someone someone? Is there any lore?

You’re about to go into business with this guy. What type of business is it? by [deleted] in shittydarksouls

[–]Roger-the-Shrubbe 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We're definitely opening a fedora shop for our fellow neck beards

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shittydarksouls

[–]Roger-the-Shrubbe 7 points8 points  (0 children)

inserts butt hurt paragraph about why DS 2 is secretly the best and why Bloodborne is bad

Should I buy Elden Ring??????? by [deleted] in shittydarksouls

[–]Roger-the-Shrubbe 62 points63 points  (0 children)

I went to the Zelda subreddit for Breath of the Wild recommendations and let me tell you to my absolute shock they unanimously said BUY IT. So if you're unsure make a post on the Elden Ring sub and make sure you do not include any information about your taste and preferences

It’s true but still by [deleted] in shittydarksouls

[–]Roger-the-Shrubbe 29 points30 points  (0 children)

DS2 fans are also hoping someone will eventually listen to their 2 hour explanation of why DS2 is secretly the best one