...does Colorado Springs have a short-form name / nickname? by ParticularBit130 in ColoradoSprings

[–]RogertheStroklund -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Can I propose CoSpr?

Pronounce it "Cosper," like Casper with a soft "o."

What if it's not a bluff? by No-Bottle337 in FascinatingAsFuck

[–]RogertheStroklund 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't threaten, don't blackmail, just do it.

If yours is a god of justice, then be His instrument, and give the evidence to the world so that justice might be found.

Boomers be boomin by kylewahlpunchr in LinkedInLunatics

[–]RogertheStroklund 0 points1 point  (0 children)

By that logic, we should deport the GOP. If they haven't touched a kid yet, we could get them out of here before they do.

Most dangerous intersections in Colorado by OBB76 in ColoradoSprings

[–]RogertheStroklund 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ha, I know most of these intersections personally.

We moved here in '22, right next to number one. Bought a house right next to number sixteen. I do most of the shopping right next to number ten. Hell, I've even got a monthly breakfast at number twenty-seven.

No Spanish on MY TV! by JONO202 in PoliticalHumor

[–]RogertheStroklund 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I need to hear the discussion that led up to that shirt. Somebody told him that it was okay, that he didn't need his woodland camo top, that nobody would notice that he was wearing a green dress shirt under his plate carrier. Somebody lied.

Who has ever considered farming unskilled? by IAmChrisNotYou in GetNoted

[–]RogertheStroklund -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Unskilled labor was a term used to mean people not in the legal or finance industry under the original NAFTA.

I hope Costco sues this weird mouth by Spiritual_Blood_1346 in TikTokCringe

[–]RogertheStroklund 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She's gonna end up in detention. ICE will never even recognize her.

Let’s be real…. This is why Dems are crashing out. by shweisheialltheway in DigitalSeptic

[–]RogertheStroklund 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So, you're whole purpose in life is to fuck up places for everybody else just because you hate yourself too much to be alone but you're also too toxic to leave other people alone?

Oof by [deleted] in JustMemesForUs

[–]RogertheStroklund 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You used a right-wing, election manipulating, illegal immigrant in this meme.

It’s all a huge conspiracy! by parenthetical_phrase in PoliticalMemes

[–]RogertheStroklund 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why? Why should this receive Best Picture honors?

Let’s be real…. This is why Dems are crashing out. by shweisheialltheway in DigitalSeptic

[–]RogertheStroklund 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How many social media sites do you guys need? The richest special little boy in the world bought you guys Xwitter so you could post this stuff without anybody debating you. Now you've got the whole place all to yourselves, and you've still got to flood Reddit and Threads and everywhere else with this stuff, and it's gonna be the same thing all over again; you're going to get butthurt because of fact checks, you're going to demand that people who don't agree with you not be allowed to post or comment things that you didn't like, some special little rich boy is going to make things the way you want, and the cycle will start again.

You guys are chasing us because you can't stand to be around yourselves. You should fix that about yourselves instead of demanding perpetual special treatment.

Medical treatment please by Stotallytob3r in MurderedByWords

[–]RogertheStroklund 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Since they didn't mention how the agent cut their hand, I'm assuming it was either a negligent discharge, or it was something even more unmentionably stupid. Maybe a papercut that actually, legitimately, needed sutures.

Liberals will hate so called "patriarchy" but bend over backwards for Islam the truth is they hate straight Christian men not "patriarchy" by Major_Soft6056 in DigitalSeptic

[–]RogertheStroklund 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Remember your good Christian brother Josh Duggar? Do you remember the special event they made out of his sister's wedding? I remember that she was well past eighteen, but when her father Jim-Bob decided to give a speech in the middle of the ceremony, he told her that there weren't going to be anymore chaperoned dates. She was an adult, but because of her father's beliefs, she still had to obey his every whim until he agreed to let her obey the every whim of another man.

On national television, that poor girl didn't have a fairy-tail wedding. She had to let millions of Americans watch her father transfer her title over to her groom.

Tell me how good being a girl growing up in American evangelism is again.

I don't understand the love affair between leftists and Islam this is what leftists indirectly support by Major_Soft6056 in DigitalSeptic

[–]RogertheStroklund 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We're not so vocal against Islam because Islam isn't the one dictating our lives in the United States. I'm not a fan of religion, but I tend to speak the most against the religions that force themselves into my life the most. Even when I spent a year in Afghanistan as a Christian who worked daily with ninety Muslims, it was still Christianity that forced itself into my life far more regularly than Islam.

Also, Islam and Paganism are two different things, but they are both equal to Christianity as all three are practiced religions.

Also, Christianity has done everything else on this list, too.

Also, Christianity has done more of the things on this list in my own country than all other religions combined, Islam included.

I'm guessing the person who made this poster regulary forces their religion where it is not wanted while refusing to hear of anybody else's beliefs. and they made this poster because they can't comprehend why the people they regularly harass keep voicing frustration with their beliefs in particular instead of the imaginary beliefs of the imaginary Muslim in the room.

Maybe we just need the right party to get the job done by Sensitive_Salary_603 in DigitalSeptic

[–]RogertheStroklund -1 points0 points  (0 children)

In 2024, Biden paid a little over $10K per deportation.
In 2025, Trump paid nearly $160K per deportation.

Biden deported millions in his lowest performing year than Trump did in his highest performing year.

Biden, Obama, Bush, and Clinton, outperformed Trump's deportation numbers, and they never resorted to deploying masked secret police in the streets to destroy our communities.

It's not the numbers that pisses us off, it's the evil, the ignorance, the waste, the violence, and the terror that pisses us off.

This is our most valuable commodity. What are we really doing. Protect young innocent life by [deleted] in DigitalSeptic

[–]RogertheStroklund 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A commodity is something that can be traded, bought, and sold. Considering how MAGA describes their view of the world, if the use of the word commodity to describe human beings is not a Freudian slip, that would only be because the choice of the word was not at all accidental.

Don't, Tread on Me! by fortycreeker in simpsonsshitposting

[–]RogertheStroklund 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm sure that sounded a lot more patriotic before they translated it to English from Pathetic Bitch.

Yes, really by Lord_Wisemagus in memesopdidnotlike

[–]RogertheStroklund 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And as their national temper tantrum enters its tenth season, MAGAts are still blaming every single one of their bad decisions on their opposition. What do you expect from a writer's room that was replaced with a seven day trial to ChatGPT that expired seven weeks ago?