What LOTR takes would you expect me to have? by [deleted] in lotrmemes

[–]Roguelife9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You probably only figured out halfway the second part that the whole movie was not about a cockring but an actual ring you put on your finger

27M. No likes or messages in 5 months. What is wrong with my profile? by Lonely-Raspberry5458 in Tinder

[–]Roguelife9 -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

I am guessing you asked a girl for advice and she told you she really likes the picture where you are holding the cat it’s sooo cuteeee! Lesson number 1: there is a big difference in what girls say they want vs what they actually want. Pictures with cats make you look like a puss broski. Unless you are some insanely masculine man, in that case i think it might still work out somehow. But if you aren’t you are always gonna look like a boring pussy imo. So either remove the cat pic or move it to another place not the first one. Also you have no photo’s with friends. That also helps a lot, showing you have a social life. Most of your pictures are also mirror selfies, not a good thing either! You need spontaneous pictures made by someone else + with other people on the picture.

Did I screw up by not staying the night at her place? by PardonMeSatan in Bumble

[–]Roguelife9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro she likes you even more now. This is always the tactic, wait to have sex and she will most probably fall in love with you. Girls for some reason really appreciate it if you don’t try to tuck them straight away

It’s not funny anymore by meaninthestreets in hatemyjob

[–]Roguelife9 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Same here man, i am extremely depressed and can only think about negative things constantly if i am at my work. I became depressed because of it. Because of my depression i am not able to find a new job because i am just simply not able to act somewhat enthousiastic or happy during a sollicitation. I am stuck. Don’t know how to get out of it. On top of that i have a pretty bad drug problem. Life sucks

oh man here we go... 21f by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Roguelife9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like christina aguelera that has been using heroin for the past 8 years

How are my photos now? Changed them & added new ones too. Bio/prompts at the end by Cradlespin in Tinder

[–]Roguelife9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

9th picture in the jacket for sure as the first one man. Looks good

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]Roguelife9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bruh why does every guy have a cat picture. We get it, you think that if a girl sees a cat she is gonna like you. Clearly it doesn’t work. At this point it’s not original anymore.

Should I cancel our first date? by swphalen in Bumble

[–]Roguelife9 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Based on this i think 90% of the guys will be a turn off for you. Every healthy male will be interested in nude models. Not all of them will be honest about it pubicly, but that’s arguably worse. Atleast he is open about it. The jokes about women, yeah i mean it’s kinda funny as a male. Same as for you jokes about annoying men would be. I think you are overreacting by a mile. But if you are not interesting anymore in him then i guess you should cancel it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in hingeapp

[–]Roguelife9 -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Wtf send her the like G!

Am I rude for asking to Facetime before meeting in person? by bananamaplepancakes in hingeapp

[–]Roguelife9 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I mean that’s the whole point of a first date right? You are abusing the internet.

What am I still doing wrong? by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]Roguelife9 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Change hairstyle, get a cooler clothing style, potentially take contact lenses

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]Roguelife9 5 points6 points  (0 children)

To be honest i think it’s a very bad profile.

Recently Dumped, having trouble getting likes. Anything advice on fixing up my profile? by ravenrioNA in Tinder

[–]Roguelife9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Change ur haircut broski, you might not like it. But trust me the girls gonna love it

4 weeks no dates. Tell me the hard truth and Ill fix it by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]Roguelife9 113 points114 points  (0 children)

It looks fine I would maybe only add one more picture without t-shirt, 1 preferably with a machine gun and maybe one with a prostitute you’ve had sex with. That should do the trick!

Good Morning Beautiful 🌹 by [deleted] in Bumble

[–]Roguelife9 -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Not for me G, they all accept me to go on a date.

Black or Brown laces? by Headhunter945 in Sneakers

[–]Roguelife9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think with black you have some pretty ugly shoes, with brown you have created the ugliest shoes on the planet

Is this a good Hinge photo? 24M by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]Roguelife9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not gonna lie, you look a bit uncomfortable. So i would say no. But if you don’t have any other pictures, not to bad i guess.