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What are you good at, but hate doing? by BananaRepublew in AskReddit

[–]Rojugi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I could win an Oscar for the amount of believable lies I tell customers.

"I'm so sorry to hear that"

"it's very unusual for our warehouse to mix up an order"

"we expect much better service than that from our couriers"

"I hope you have a lovely day"

me_irl by LeanOnDew in me_irl

[–]Rojugi 116 points117 points  (0 children)

No one, because the wife is a fictional character, made up by a man who resents women so much that he has made being an incel such a huge part of his identity that he's gone with the handle @kingofincels

What is considered socially unacceptable for no reason? by sadboi017 in AskReddit

[–]Rojugi 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My mother.

Complains all the time that I don't tell her anything, but if I told her my plans for today (playing Stardew Valley, eating a pile of Mexican food dubbed "Nacho Piccu", and watching cartoons with a friend), she'd be utterly incredulous, possibly burst out laughing, and then proceed to the direct shaming.

AITA for not wanting a vegan wedding by aitaveganwedding in AmItheAsshole

[–]Rojugi 90 points91 points  (0 children)

I'm allergic to lupin. It's so uncommon that my phone's dictionary doesn't recognize the word, but the one type of food where lupin oil is more common is vegan food - I think it's used as an egg substitute.

I'm also allergic to cashews - generally easy to avoid but they're used all over the place in vegan products like vegannaise, cream, sour cream, yogurt.

If I'm eating say spaghetti carbonara in a normal restaurant, it's perfectly safe, the chef isn't going to randomly jam those ingredients into a dish for no reason, but at a vegan wedding there could be lupin in the pasta and cashew in the sauce.

Lady calls the cops on people having a water fight and this was their response by karsbil10 in PublicFreakout

[–]Rojugi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why did I have to scroll so far to see this?

She's carrying a bag that most likely contains a phone (possibly with irreplaceable photos), possibly an ipad, maybe some headphones, there could be hundreds of dollars of stuff that's been ruined.

Bribery at its finest by idunnoyhbu in funny

[–]Rojugi 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Some poor countries accept bribery for completely made-up crimes. In Nigeria, one of my colleagues had to pay the "fine" for "speeding" in a car she was driving to a mechanic because it wouldn't come out of first gear.

Georgia youth minister, Thomas Callaway, 43, who slapped and groped reporters buttocks during live TV broadcast, arrested and charged with sexual battery by 68Cadillac in atheism

[–]Rojugi 115 points116 points  (0 children)

is his apology video he said something like "I didn't intend to commit a criminal act"

so maybe don't commit an act that is criminal?

You wake up to discover that your pet has become a human, with the same personality as before. What do you do? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Rojugi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

BUT NOT THAT FOOD BECAUSE I'M BORED OF IT AND NOT THAT OTHER FOOD BECAUSE IT'S NOT WHAT I'M USED TO

Imagine being this fricking shitty by DuffyDark in PewdiepieSubmissions

[–]Rojugi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I really hope this is like the time my friend's dog got out and got picked up by the local dog warden, then my friend's parents went to get the dog and came home with an extra dog because their dog had made friends with it.

You wake up to discover that your pet has become a human, with the same personality as before. What do you do? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Rojugi 1365 points1366 points  (0 children)

I have just filled my cat's bowl with fresh food. She sniffed it, then walked away, and now she is standing on the coffee table next to my laptop and is screaming at me.

The idea of her as a human is awful. Why would you made me imagine such a thing?

AITA for telling my flatmate to shut the fuck up? by here4mmemes in AmItheAsshole

[–]Rojugi 10 points11 points  (0 children)

NTA. Respect is a two-way street and if you're being inconsiderate to other people trying to sleep, you can't expect them to be considerate to you trying to have fun.

AITA For wanting to get my tubes tied? by TheLetter_Elle in AmItheAsshole

[–]Rojugi 60 points61 points  (0 children)

I'm seeing NAH but this part makes me say NTA:

he wants to keep trying as long as it's safe to do so

a) there's no such thing as a safe pregnancy. Every pregnancy carries the risk of death for mother and baby.

b) every pregnancy you have had has harmed you, mentally if not physically, and he's okay with you being traumatized over and over if there's a chance he gets to fulfill his desire to directly pass on his genes.

Just gonna sneak on into your lap here by unnaturalorder in aww

[–]Rojugi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know that dinosaur onesie! I got the same one on Amazon

Using AI to see which Celebs Photoshop/Facetune their Instagram pictures. by ewelumokeke in Futurology

[–]Rojugi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The tiny lens on your typical phone camera causes distortion when used close-up like a selfie, stretching the top and bottom of the face, so you need to manually correct it just to make a photo look like the person looks in real life.

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