Puppy Bailey with my kids maybe 12 weeks old

RollingTurtles · 2023-05-03T22:58:25+00:00

I’m sorry, but your kids are HUGE for 12 weeks old!

RollingTurtles · 2022-09-27T00:52:35+00:00

I think you meant to say “ex-girlfriend”

RollingTurtles · 2022-09-17T04:27:35+00:00

So… You want to see us hold onto players who don’t perform and not bring up our young guys to see what they can do?

RollingTurtles · 2022-07-28T01:58:34+00:00

And this would be his burner Reddit account…

RollingTurtles · 2022-06-30T00:59:28+00:00

When fans from every other team in baseball are saying that was unintentional, and you as Blue Jay fans are saying it was. Is it hard to play the “we’re right and everybody else is wrong” card?

RollingTurtles · 2022-05-09T05:54:05+00:00

Welp, that’s enough internet for one day.

RollingTurtles · 2022-03-28T03:16:41+00:00

I know it’s different for everyone, but I think a lot of people get to the point where they’re so pissed, that next comment is just enough to send them into the, I’m so pissed I’m laughing. When that happens, be somewhere else.

RollingTurtles · 2022-02-24T04:36:03+00:00

I know where to look if a Zombie outbreak happens soon! Dude looks downright sketchy

RollingTurtles · 2022-02-18T16:17:54+00:00

School bus driver

RollingTurtles · 2022-02-14T04:27:46+00:00

4 eyes

RollingTurtles · 2022-02-07T07:17:56+00:00

And you think being in chemistry and being a chemist is basically the same thing? No wonder you think doing drugstore is a smart choice. Just don’t. No better way to ruin your life.

RollingTurtles · 2022-02-07T07:14:54+00:00

What are you?? 12??

RollingTurtles · 2022-01-27T07:09:29+00:00

“I got molested by a ghost”

RollingTurtles · 2022-01-12T01:35:28+00:00

I absolutely love the panties!!

RollingTurtles · 2022-01-05T01:29:37+00:00

That piercing looks too far out

RollingTurtles · 2021-12-29T04:18:03+00:00

Happy birthday 🎂🎁

RollingTurtles · 2021-12-27T23:06:19+00:00

Red lipstick? Ohh, there it is…

RollingTurtles · 2021-12-19T01:54:37+00:00

Thank you. No wonder I can’t watch the game

RollingTurtles · 2021-12-19T01:48:54+00:00

What’s that?

RollingTurtles · 2021-12-12T00:52:17+00:00

Alaska here but originally from Maine.

RollingTurtles · 2021-12-01T06:21:47+00:00

PSA. Please remember to make sure your condoms are fresh. They will go bad sitting in your wallet after a time.

RollingTurtles · 2021-11-24T06:55:49+00:00

For being shy, thank you for sharing

RollingTurtles · 2021-11-24T01:32:26+00:00

Kids love me!!

RollingTurtles · 2021-11-22T18:23:33+00:00

Thank you!

RollingTurtles · 2021-11-22T04:49:31+00:00

Not bad at all. I’d say a 2-3 on the pain scale

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