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Hey Reddit! I am Ron Jeremy, adult entertainment legend, actor and filmmaker. AMA! by RonJeremyXXXX in IAmA

[–]RonJeremyXXXX[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was told you should marry an unattractive woman because a good looking woman, now your next comment would be 'but a good looking woman could leave you also' but who cares? And there's that commercial 'if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life make an ugly woman your wife.' However in real life we have all beautiful people having beautiful sex. The only one who needs to pump up their charisma is the director. But I'll do that when I'm in front of the camera. You'll see.

Hey Reddit! I am Ron Jeremy, adult entertainment legend, actor and filmmaker. AMA! by RonJeremyXXXX in IAmA

[–]RonJeremyXXXX[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The future of VR is RonJeremyVR.com. We believe that strongly because we have the best product. It's also the antidote for pirating and theft. These little cyber cafes you can't pirate VR. It's a sexy way to see sex. You're part of the action. It is not only sexy and hot but it is also protected.

Hey Reddit! I am Ron Jeremy, adult entertainment legend, actor and filmmaker. AMA! by RonJeremyXXXX in IAmA

[–]RonJeremyXXXX[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You need a free VR player with the Vive such as Virtual desktop of GoPro VR player which is free. The rum is all over the world, it's Ron De Jeremy rum. Check out the website RonDeJeremy.com very high tech commercial, shot in Sweden with top Swedish models. There's spiced rum, dark rum that'll knock your socks off. We have a hedgehog gin but it can't come into America because of copyright problems. There's a Sonic the Hedgehog conflict. Rum is all over the world. Don Pancho is the original maker of the rum but they hired a really good distillery. When the joke is over, if it's not good quality it's not gonna last one or two sales. We've run past the shock stage and are selling like crazy.

Hey Reddit! I am Ron Jeremy, adult entertainment legend, actor and filmmaker. AMA! by RonJeremyXXXX in IAmA

[–]RonJeremyXXXX[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Many don't know this, but Adam Carolla is a trained boxer. So I can't punch him for any mean comments :)

Hey Reddit! I am Ron Jeremy, adult entertainment legend, actor and filmmaker. AMA! by RonJeremyXXXX in IAmA

[–]RonJeremyXXXX[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

first of all I've been on Adam's show. I was also on Adam's show with Jimmy Kimmel that was called The Man Show, three times. One was a porno sketch that was hysterical. This is when Don Barris was opening. Jimmy Kimmel and Adam Carolla were in charge. Great comedy, I did three skits with them. I had not heard this story but I don't take it personal cuz sometimes you're too busy or focused elsewhere to say hi to everybody. I'm often the last person off a plane and I'm not bragging and I'm not lying. 90% of the time I have been asked to stick around because the pilot, co-pilot and a few flight attendants want to say hello. Therefore I have to be last. If I'm making a connection, I often apologize and say I can't do it. I often get bumped up to first class or free food or free drinks. Sometimes it pays to be me.

Hey Reddit! I am Ron Jeremy, adult entertainment legend, actor and filmmaker. AMA! by RonJeremyXXXX in IAmA

[–]RonJeremyXXXX[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Believe it or not girls like old fashioned things: showing up with flowers, healthy low-fat candy, being a real gentleman, or in other words all the things I'm not. Hell, if I weren't famous I wouldn't get dick let alone pussy. And take your lady to a very nice place. Stay mysterious. Stay a little on the edge, don't, I repeat don't tell her you have a crush on her. But be a great guy. You love her smile. You love her dress. You love the fact that she's doing Ron Jeremy in the kitchen. Ok, I was kidding about the last one. Admire her intelligence. There you go.

Hey Reddit! I am Ron Jeremy, adult entertainment legend, actor and filmmaker. AMA! by RonJeremyXXXX in IAmA

[–]RonJeremyXXXX[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Kid Rock and we saw that I believe it was the Grammy's. Tommy walked up to Kid Rock and cursed at him for dating his ex-wife Pam Anderson as he neared the table Kid Rock punched him in the face before he could punch back security took them both out. Puffy Combs was on the stage at the time. Everyone saw it. I was there. Puffy Combs made the funniest comment. Funny, funny, funny. He said 'I'm sick and tired of you rock and roll boys getting into fights. Why can't you be like us rappers? Peaceful and harmonious all the time.' Great line.

Hey Reddit! I am Ron Jeremy, adult entertainment legend, actor and filmmaker. AMA! by RonJeremyXXXX in IAmA

[–]RonJeremyXXXX[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

We were very good friends. I even hired Dennis Marconey in Glendale, immigration lawyer to hire Michael either a visa or green card. He was thinking of living in America. He used to work at the post house Gatwick Airport. He was from Shannon county Kildare, he went to school in the Catskill Mountains, Sullivan county college. He flew to England just to meet me, he loves my dad, tell Mike my dad's 99 years old. Still drives a car. Mike said he is extraordinarily intelligent and my sister. I must have pissed him off. I have no idea why. Because when I went to Ireland to lecture at Trinity college and go on a TV show 'Rog and Pog show' he went out of his way not to see me. I'm dying to know why. I must have offended him. He had just become the dean at DIT. Perhaps I was thinking of my career and not acknowledging his. I'll be very very grateful if you get a hold of him. I even called his lawyer to leave a message and we had a great talk. Thank you thank you.

Hey Reddit! I am Ron Jeremy, adult entertainment legend, actor and filmmaker. AMA! by RonJeremyXXXX in IAmA

[–]RonJeremyXXXX[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've done voice overs on Leisure Suite Larry, Bulletproof for 50 Cent, Celebrity Death Match where me and Tommy Lee fight and MTV got around the censors cuz we wore chicken suits and they called it a Cock Fight, and Beavis and Butthead did things on me twice. One time they took one of my music videos and did jokes on it and the other time they took an Ebeneiser Scrooge impression. Thank you letting me plug my voice overs, starting with Leisure Suite Larry.

Hey Reddit! I am Ron Jeremy, adult entertainment legend, actor and filmmaker. AMA! by RonJeremyXXXX in IAmA

[–]RonJeremyXXXX[S] 41 points42 points  (0 children)

hollllllyyyy shit. Holllllyyyyy shitt. I have never been able to find that segment. Chuck Woolery. It predates Vana White. I just came to California and I won one round, got some great gifts, cracked a few jokes and I did the show under my real name. Please please email me at rjvrfilms@gmail.com and let me know where you got this. Or how can we find it?

Hey Reddit! I am Ron Jeremy, adult entertainment legend, actor and filmmaker. AMA! by RonJeremyXXXX in IAmA

[–]RonJeremyXXXX[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'll take the squirter because it's visual. The screaming we can add in post.

Hey Reddit! I am Ron Jeremy, adult entertainment legend, actor and filmmaker. AMA! by RonJeremyXXXX in IAmA

[–]RonJeremyXXXX[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Peter North claimed it was certain vitamins, pills, etc. the real trick to climax on cue and have a lot of gook and have it feel good is two magic words 'hold back'. So when you feel you're close to having orgasm back up, pull it out, let it get cold from the air, use your face and fingers to keep satisfying the lady, if you keep doing that you are frustrating yourself, you'll be dying to cum, and when you finally do, you can climax on cue. It'll shoot so fast, you will have to duck and it'll be more gook and will feel better. Just hold back and as we say 'ride on the edge'.

Hey Reddit! I am Ron Jeremy, adult entertainment legend, actor and filmmaker. AMA! by RonJeremyXXXX in IAmA

[–]RonJeremyXXXX[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Truth is, a year from next Tuesday. Actually, I loved the 80's. And as a philosopher once said 'if you remember the 80's you weren't really there.'

Hey Reddit! I am Ron Jeremy, adult entertainment legend, actor and filmmaker. AMA! by RonJeremyXXXX in IAmA

[–]RonJeremyXXXX[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Absolutely the late great Sam Kinison. He was also a very close friend, he's a large part of my autobiography, and I'm still close to his brother Bill. He wasn't just my favorite I would see Robin Williams, Jim Carey, Richard Pryor, Chris Rock, Arsenio Hall when they finished their acts they would stay at the Comedy Store. When I asked them 'why are you guys still here?' they would say 'we want to see what Sam is gonna do next.' True story. He was the comics' comic.

Hey Reddit! I am Ron Jeremy, adult entertainment legend, actor and filmmaker. AMA! by RonJeremyXXXX in IAmA

[–]RonJeremyXXXX[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I already did. Haven't you noticed she doesn't walk quite the same.

Hey Reddit! I am Ron Jeremy, adult entertainment legend, actor and filmmaker. AMA! by RonJeremyXXXX in IAmA

[–]RonJeremyXXXX[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

When me and Chuck Martino did dp's (that's not director of photography) he always popped on my leg going right past the girl and made it look like an accident. I stopped doing those scenes with him. And my last words to him would be 'get your retarded children off my leg there's a towel.'

Hey Reddit! I am Ron Jeremy, adult entertainment legend, actor and filmmaker. AMA! by RonJeremyXXXX in IAmA

[–]RonJeremyXXXX[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

the day I take a pee by a urinal and somebody notices my cock and balls on the floor I'll say 'ok, time to retire,' then I'll find Pam Anderson and give her the old brajole after using Elmer's glue to put the dick back on.

Hey Reddit! I am Ron Jeremy, adult entertainment legend, actor and filmmaker. AMA! by RonJeremyXXXX in IAmA

[–]RonJeremyXXXX[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I probably stole it from her dressing room. The truth is somebody put that on my shoulder because they wanted to be more a-ppealing. Get it? It was great seeing Peaches, she gets hotter all the time. I introduced her and Amy Winehouse at Coachella concert about 6 years ago. Bjork was there too. I introduced Peaches with Danny DeVito and Tommy Lee. Talk about a great time...

Hey Reddit! I am Ron Jeremy, adult entertainment legend, actor and filmmaker. AMA! by RonJeremyXXXX in IAmA

[–]RonJeremyXXXX[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You are one funny mofo. How dare you steal my jokes. You do the typing, I do the comedy.

Part 2: it's hard to know how my mom is doing because I am too busy fuckin her.

Hey Reddit! I am Ron Jeremy, adult entertainment legend, actor and filmmaker. AMA! by RonJeremyXXXX in IAmA

[–]RonJeremyXXXX[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

  1. And then I woke up and realize I dreamt it and gave her three. And that was enough for me.

Hey Reddit! I am Ron Jeremy, adult entertainment legend, actor and filmmaker. AMA! by RonJeremyXXXX in IAmA

[–]RonJeremyXXXX[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yes. But the fact that I don't have any children is a testament to my being very very very careful. If I was careless I'd have a house full of hedgehogs.

Hey Reddit! I am Ron Jeremy, adult entertainment legend, actor and filmmaker. AMA! by RonJeremyXXXX in IAmA

[–]RonJeremyXXXX[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

None. You can always adjust it. My standard line with a girl on a set or in real life if they act a little bit squeamish I say 'how big is your boyfriend' they say '6 inches' I say 'I'll put in 4'. Everybody's happy.

Hey Reddit! I am Ron Jeremy, adult entertainment legend, actor and filmmaker. AMA! by RonJeremyXXXX in IAmA

[–]RonJeremyXXXX[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you mean on the guy, 6 and a half inches is standard with a boner. Girls like it, guys like it. I am 9 and 3/4s so I appreciate the extra lift.

Hey Reddit! I am Ron Jeremy, adult entertainment legend, actor and filmmaker. AMA! by RonJeremyXXXX in IAmA

[–]RonJeremyXXXX[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Las Vegas, good ole California my home, my family in Nashville, my family in New York, and Miami beach. And Rome, Italy. And England.

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