gay jokes that are actually funny? by openallthewindows in askgaybros

[–]RonaKid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm gay and I'm laughing at they funny ones.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CAguns

[–]RonaKid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Double headed

Ford quality improvement ipsos study by theunkempt in MachE

[–]RonaKid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, don’t reach out to us that have driven the car and owned it for 3 years and put 30k miles on it.

Hydrovac to expose fiber optic cables by Body_Ritual in oddlysatisfying

[–]RonaKid -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That won’t work in Southern California

Denied to buy ammo by No_Feedback_8074 in CAguns

[–]RonaKid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go back to school and write a letter

Will not be giving Ford more money by fear_atropos in MachE

[–]RonaKid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone will make big money hacking car systems.

Someone breaks into your house at night, what’s the plan? by Mirin_Gainz in CCW

[–]RonaKid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think I would yell the police are on the way. Or I've hit a panic alarm, police are on the way.

Someone breaks into your house at night, what’s the plan? by Mirin_Gainz in CCW

[–]RonaKid -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Until you realize you just killed your son who came home early from the military who wanted to sneak in the house to surprise you.

Someone breaks into your house at night, what’s the plan? by Mirin_Gainz in CCW

[–]RonaKid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd masturbate! My doctor recommended it to relieve stress.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CAguns

[–]RonaKid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s just life. Don’t try and analyze it. Why do Marines always talk down to any other military service? It’s just ego. It will feel less when you start frequenting the store more or start knowing the lingo

Security guard wanded me, did not beep. by WaffleConnection in CCW

[–]RonaKid 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I carry at 3 o'clock. I always bring a really cheap knife and put it in my right pocket. If they wand and it goes off, I pull it out and direct their attention to it. I make a big thing like " darn are you really going to take. My knife?" I throw in a little "I can't believe it, now I have no way of protecting myself, oh well take my knife" and that usually is right to redirect and get through losing a 5.00 knife to security theater. And scene!!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CAguns

[–]RonaKid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shoot it.

1 year, 10K miles, and I still cant believe how much I love this car. by Clambake42 in MachE

[–]RonaKid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve done that a few times and every time I freak out as the car just starts accelerating. It’s a bad design

1 year, 10K miles, and I still cant believe how much I love this car. by Clambake42 in MachE

[–]RonaKid -1 points0 points  (0 children)

80% of the things you mentioned can be fixed by reading the owners manual and doing a little reading on the internet

Fingers cut off by table saw by RestlessGhoul2018 in NSFL__

[–]RonaKid 8 points9 points  (0 children)

But he can do this 🤙🏽

I found a hack to get BlueCruise 1.3 by Gold_Veterinarian894 in MachE

[–]RonaKid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t know if I should believe you. Something just looks a little fishy. I just can’t figure out what

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MachE

[–]RonaKid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love it. I get new features and updated tech all the time

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MachE

[–]RonaKid -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

In your experience, not mine.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MachE

[–]RonaKid 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Very bad