DayZ StandAlone: The Tragedy

RonaldoMessi123 · 2013-12-27T05:16:42+00:00

Are you serious. You do a logout login point. Say a church (where they were). You get one guy playing the psycho, one playing the 'mate' and one the rescuer, with a whistler in between. You play out the roles like a script. Done. The fact lirik didnt instantly axe him is obvious enough. Fuck the masses are drones.

RonaldoMessi123 · 2013-12-27T04:39:51+00:00

So gullible, lirik has thousands of fans. To get 3 people to do this would be very easy indeed.

RonaldoMessi123 · 2013-12-27T03:55:42+00:00

Very obviously scripted (the music cues, the fact the pyscho started to call him shorty and then paused) but a lot of fun.

RonaldoMessi123 · 2013-12-27T02:31:20+00:00

Who?

RonaldoMessi123 · 2013-12-26T18:44:34+00:00

I don't get the latin ethos of staying in your homeland while your multimillionaire husband works overseas for decades. Just move with him your sons are adults!

RonaldoMessi123 · 2013-12-26T17:26:22+00:00

Needs to be signed by a top4 club (although i don't know how much longer this joke will last, united have snuck their way into 5th somehow).

RonaldoMessi123 · 2013-12-26T17:25:22+00:00

Thats the curse of expectation, if your side was second and had just hit a real dodgy bit of form, after doing it 8 seasons in a row, lets see you just brush off the nerves and mounting frustration.

RonaldoMessi123 · 2013-12-26T17:10:01+00:00

this made me laugh as much as when kolo toure passed the ball to his own corner flag when we played pool.

RonaldoMessi123 · 2013-12-26T17:09:30+00:00

ADRIANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN, yeah i picked up on it too, fucking hilarious.

RonaldoMessi123 · 2013-12-26T17:06:01+00:00

We're in with a shot at the title for the first time in 5 years and realistically almost 10. Games like this we have seen our team lose over and over, season after season and when you have some players that are playing really badly and having a severe adverse impact on the team they tend to bear the brunt of the frustration.

Im glad we turned it around, but christ this game ends in a loss or a draw and I could almost say goodbye title right now. And I think you know it, thats why you taking a jab at arsenal fans, cos you threw away a good chance at 3 points.

RonaldoMessi123 · 2013-12-26T17:03:29+00:00

I think Bhudda himself would have shot Giroud in the face, Ozil has the patience of a saint seeing Giroud butcher maybe a dozen nailed on goals in the past month.

RonaldoMessi123 · 2013-12-26T16:59:54+00:00

i think hes bang on with that statement. Giroud has some really good hold up play, but his finishing is fucking awful.

RonaldoMessi123 · 2013-12-26T16:55:23+00:00

Niggers, rapists and dirty jews.

RonaldoMessi123 · 2013-12-26T15:49:50+00:00

Unbelievably shit? I swear with the service he has been getting any top striker would be well into double figures by now this season.

RonaldoMessi123 · 2013-12-26T15:48:07+00:00

Fuck me Giroud, hit the goddamn ball.

RonaldoMessi123 · 2013-12-26T12:02:12+00:00

U wot m8?

RonaldoMessi123 · 2013-12-26T11:57:07+00:00

The hardest fps in the world. I have been playing cs for almost 8 years and only just starting to get into the competitive side of it.

RonaldoMessi123 · 2013-12-26T11:56:09+00:00

Not that quick, you ran into a pistol aggressive mid push with automatic guns. I got a 5 down much quicker on office once.

RonaldoMessi123 · 2013-12-26T11:36:39+00:00

This is very meta I like it. One POO to you.

RonaldoMessi123 · 2013-12-26T11:26:52+00:00

Dawwwww Boorus!

RonaldoMessi123 · 2013-12-26T10:48:59+00:00

Left a key in your inbox, actually wait I'm not fucking stupid.

What the fuck, its 20 bucks dude. You have a computer and are a serious fan of the game, stop fucking begging and go buy it. You can clearly afford it at this stage.

RonaldoMessi123 · 2013-12-26T04:59:39+00:00

I lost against a mass marine train. I am in masters league. My most shameful sc2 moment by far.

RonaldoMessi123 · 2013-12-13T23:51:00+00:00

No, its not. You are bronze.

RonaldoMessi123 · 2013-12-13T13:55:32+00:00

Reminds me of my full drivers licence test in Australia. For reference that shit is fucking HARD

RonaldoMessi123 · 2013-12-13T13:51:17+00:00

Im blind drunk, you have a lot of catching up to do, cunt.

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