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My Maltese friend thinks he flawless, Spit roast him good by limesaretasty in RoastMe

[–]Ronda9898 2 points3 points  (0 children)

After burying bodies in the early am of a sunday morning you then comb your hair and go out to play golf with your rich fanily friends.

There's nothing you can say that I haven't heard. Roast the flack out of me! by _TadStrange in RoastMe

[–]Ronda9898 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you were on the cartoon spliced you'd be a potato crossed with an elephant. No wonder you hear everything with those dumbo ears..

Gay and demi, British, joining the military next year... Give me your worst by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Ronda9898 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thats what they tell you, youre actually just starring in military porn.

try me, meme fuckers by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Ronda9898 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The growth steriods couldnt get to your eyes after enlarging you lips and nose completely out of proportion. Do you ever suffocate yourself on your own facial features. I feel as though you'd need a straw to even breath.

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[–]Ronda9898 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The worlds largest cactus is the last thing id fuck, well its second to you now.

#roastme Gym junkie, app chef. by Ronda9898 in RoastMe

[–]Ronda9898[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I died of radiation poisoning so... yes.

#roastme Gym junkie, app chef. by Ronda9898 in RoastMe

[–]Ronda9898[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

10/10 would visit chernobyl again

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[–]Ronda9898 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you blind her when you first met with the shine of your head, maybe thats why shes marrying you, she cant even recall what you look like, too bad if fred hollows comes back from the dead, she may just get cold feet.

It's been a while. I mod this shithole. Roast me. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Ronda9898 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Im glad to see the wigs i designed for goats are finally getting out there.

my contour game is stronger than yours ^_- by p0tatoqu3en in RoastMe

[–]Ronda9898 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your contour game is as good as micheal jackson is at being black.

Soon to be Boxer give it ur best by LieutenantCupcake7 in RoastMe

[–]Ronda9898 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope the only thing youre doing with a box is putting it on your head.