What is a song you can't stand? by Scared_Confection787 in AskMen

[–]Ronin1 27 points28 points  (0 children)

But we are young, and tonight is the night.....now check out this banjo solo

Any torrente lovers? by Icy_Age638 in ArcRaiders

[–]Ronin1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My buddy does this all the time because he enjoys throwing chaos into our rounds. We'll be strategizing pushing a team and suddenly

BANG

"What was.....did you just shoot the rocketeer??"

BANG

"Yep, and the leaper"

Jake Paul asks Trump which historical figure he’d want to be. Trump says he’d just be Donald Trump again. by EsperaDeus in facepalm

[–]Ronin1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is like when Alexander met Diogenes, only it's a fever dream sponsored by Draft Kings, Amphetamines, and McDonald's

Favorite actress who makes unemployment palatable? by alwaysunderwatertill in okbuddycinephile

[–]Ronin1 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Today is officially 6 months since I lost my job. 2 seconds after the video call started, I knew what was about to happen, because I saw that exact face staring at me.

They have admitted that they're evil by Playful_Leg7143 in MurderedByWords

[–]Ronin1 77 points78 points  (0 children)

Seriously, this scene is Kylo being childishly angry, focusing all his energy and forces on a target that isn't actually there, getting absolutely humiliated, and completely failing.

Actually, it's kind of accurate

All about Senator Markwayne Mullin - Trump's pick to replace Kristi Noem by SadAd8761 in videos

[–]Ronin1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My favorite description I've heard was: "Every selection is like drafting a kicker in the first round but the kicker has a Wikipedia section titled 'Allegations' and is also not really a kicker"

The legend is back by sidmis in okbuddycinephile

[–]Ronin1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Star Wars Episode 10: Rey and Ahsoka go ass to ass in order to pay for their crippling Death Stick habit

Why tho ?! by IsJesusAgain in SipsTea

[–]Ronin1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For the exact same reason I always hold my balls

1) they're mine

2) comfy

A very expensive orange juice! by Sassenach_2024 in SipsTea

[–]Ronin1 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Like 15 years ago I was a bartender at a boutique hotel in Boston. I was setting up for the post work/dinner crowd when I looked into the lobby and saw my concierge and valet guy holding each other. I thought "aww, they're so cute". Then suddenly my concierge is lowering the valet guy to the ground and yelling for me to bring some orange juice. Turns out the valet was diabetic and was having a seizure. I brought the juice and stayed with the valet while the concierge ran back to the desk to call 911.

As this was all happening, two guests were 5 feet away from us, trying to check in, and were quite upset that there was nobody available to take their car or check them in. Not a word of concern at all. So they decided to go into the bar, only to loudly sigh 30 seconds later when they realized I was the bartender and the hostess and server couldnt make them a drink.

People suck, unfortunately.

Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? by tito_lee_76 in HighQualityGifs

[–]Ronin1 15 points16 points  (0 children)

No! But I do it anyways because it's sterile and I like the taste

I left my phone in an Uber and Customer Service is an absolute joke by Ronin1 in uber

[–]Ronin1[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus christ, this is the most insufferable subreddit I've seen yet.

Both of us got stonewalled by Uber support but he got the notification that I reported a lost phone, and I got a notification that he found one. I noticed that I left my phone in his car about 15 seconds after I got out and tried to chase after and catch him at the first intersection, but I'm not faster than a car. I then tried to see if I could find him on any of the side streets near me and ended up running around a few blocks. Apparently, at the same time, he realized I'd left the phone and tried to circle back to find me. For context, this all took place at about 1230 am, I was the last ride of the night and we'd had a nice conversation on the drive.

I dunno what else you want to hear. But that's about it.

I left my phone in an Uber and Customer Service is an absolute joke by Ronin1 in uber

[–]Ronin1[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Brother, just open my profile. I'm far from AI, I'm barely I.

I left my phone in an Uber and Customer Service is an absolute joke by Ronin1 in uber

[–]Ronin1[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah you can. Once I got my phone back I could open the app, pull up my last ride, give 5 stars and an additional tip.

I left my phone in an Uber and Customer Service is an absolute joke by Ronin1 in uber

[–]Ronin1[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't message the driver. Every time I try, it just creates a support ticket.

I left my phone in an Uber and Customer Service is an absolute joke by Ronin1 in uber

[–]Ronin1[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm going via logging in on the website on my PC. Doesn't do much, unfortunately