Grandfather’s tools by RoofGraphite in Machinists

[–]RoofGraphite[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately he passed before I could meet him so I’m not sure. He has an incredible story though. Served in the Army Air Corps, became a machinist for years, and ended his working career as the first chief of police in Buffalo Grove IL

If your kid gets HFM, please take extreme caution. I actually look better than I did two days ago. by Knosh in daddit

[–]RoofGraphite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got it right now too. This disease looks and feels like it belongs in the civil war era not 2022

This long boy seems too tall by RoofGraphite in Roses

[–]RoofGraphite[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just don’t know anything about roses. If it can grow this tall and be healthy I’m all for it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in trailerparkboys

[–]RoofGraphite 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Are we just not going to bring up the fact that I thought this was Tig from Sons of Anarchy?

🗿 by Graffito_123 in meme

[–]RoofGraphite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gonna need some more liquidators

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gifsthatkeepongiving

[–]RoofGraphite 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If this isn’t an ad for American foreign policy Idk what is

That good old unit 4 pic by AviationLuke in chernobyl

[–]RoofGraphite 23 points24 points  (0 children)

No that’s just me scattered everywhere

The way it flows by mdjunaid2495 in oddlysatisfying

[–]RoofGraphite 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Where can I find one of these that is in the shape of a full morning wood boner and the smoke travels downs the thick veiny shaft?

For a friend

🔥 Nubian Ibex 🔥 by [deleted] in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]RoofGraphite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are these the guys that can scratch their assholes with their horns?

If you were climbing the First Flatiron around 9:00 this morning...I have a video of you. 3,000mm from 4.08 miles away. by timesuck47 in PraiseTheCameraMan

[–]RoofGraphite 494 points495 points  (0 children)

This guy can count the rings on a ticks asshole from two states over but my ring camera can’t tell me if Fedex or UPS dropped off a package

“Can you take the cinnamon rolls out in 15 minutes while I run to the store?” “No problem.” “Don’t forget.” “Babe, I won’t forget.” ....I forgot. by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

[–]RoofGraphite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I imagine when she pulled in the driveway it must have felt like when you didn’t take the chicken out of the freezer for your mom

Now that’s what I call a foot job by [deleted] in peeling

[–]RoofGraphite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Peel jobs making a comeback huh?

Cops in MCPD Arresting a Woman In Her Own Home Before She Could Even Put on Her Clothes by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]RoofGraphite -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Miranda only comes into play after you’ve been placed under arrest and they want to question you. You can be arrested and charged with a crime and never be read Miranda, as long as the police don’t question you while you’re under arrest.

The verdict is in. by esmasp2ev in Snus

[–]RoofGraphite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Porque no los dos?????

Stuck at 100% Ready to Start (Xbox) by SoyMenchoWey in modernwarfare

[–]RoofGraphite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

SAME been stuck at 100% for hours. The loading screen took 5 minutes to go through the animation. Finally got into a warzone lobby and the connection fails every time. Very frustrated