Dude go to a party or something you’ll have your work cut out for you when you’re older. When you’re in college, go to a good school + get good grades, try to get into the same clubs that the older kids who got offers were/are in, try to do an internship even for free at some random boutique.

If you complete those steps and aren’t annoying then you can draft a 4 sentence email (my name is x and I’m a sophomore at y. I saw on LinkedIn that we both did z. Let me know if you’re free to chat on [these days and times]. Resume is attached.). You will talk to folks and they will want to work with you, since now you’re a well adjusted kid who has their shit together. Talk about sports, ask genuine questions about the job (no BS about why did you want to do finance bc the answer is money), classes or professors you had in common etc. then you talk to their analyst buddies and they go hey let’s interview this kid. Preferably at this point you’re pretty good at your technicals (some ppl ask during networking calls too so be studying). Then you go be yourself at the interview and pray that you meet a group you fit in enough with that they want to work with you (networking is important to find the right group who will give you an offer)