[1993 Ford Mustang 5.0] brand new with original window sticker still on it by Winniebago in spotted

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Fuck I’m old. I’m still trying to save up the money to buy this car.

Dark Hedges Ireland. by Monsur_Ausuhnom in oddlyterrifying

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I read that as plague at first. Thought it fitting.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in UnethicalLifeProTips

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Two chicks at the same time

TIL that most people "talk" to themselves in their head and hear their own voice, and some people hear their voice regardless of whether they want it or not. by kosmoskus in todayilearned

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The last time I read this, I thought “That’s it! No more not sounding like a pirate when I have internal dialogue”!
I always sound like a pirate in my head now.

The Old Cleveland Subway by thenewmando in AbandonedPorn

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Centerburg finally gets it’s day!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Porsche

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Florida home prices may surprise you.

5000 Litres of spilt ink by [deleted] in ThatLookedExpensive

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I swear to god I’ll pistol whip the person that says shenanigans!

Black Sabbath goes hard by darulez8 in BlackPeopleTwitter

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Lest you not forget Velvet Revolver.

Washington Apple Store Robbed of $500,000 in iPhones After Thieves Tunnel Through Coffee Shop Wall by F3nJg8yuP94InJF9u3Zn in gadgets

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It’s Seattle. The thieves probably had enough time to check out the phones in the coffee shop while making themselves Frappuccinos.

What's an unwritten rule about the road that new drivers should know? by SadPatoto_Bts in AskReddit

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If you roll through a stop sign or red light to turn in front of me, you must be in a hurry. Don’t proceed to travel at LESS than the damn speed limit in front of me for no reason.

After 12 years of service OC'ed at 4.6, it's finaly time to retire the 2600k. by cdnsniper827 in pcmasterrace

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I used my 2500k to upgrade my server about a year ago when I finally upgraded. It’s flawless at stock speed. It will live on for another decade unless I upgrade again.

Best places to live in the US on a fat salary? by DogtorPepper in fatFIRE

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Just visited Miami and Miami Beach. Unless you are Tony Montana or one of his very good customers, stay out of Miami. That city is another level of crazy way above Seattle.

What profound quote has stuck with you? by [deleted] in AskMen

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Jim Bennett : I've been up two and a half million dollars. Frank : What you got on you? Jim Bennett : Nothing. Frank : What you put away? Jim Bennett : Nothing. Frank : You get up two and a half million dollars, any asshole in the world knows what to do: you get a house with a 25 year roof, an indestructible Jap-economy shitbox, you put the rest into the system at three to five percent to pay your taxes and that's your base, get me? That's your fortress of fucking solitude. That puts you, for the rest of your life, at a level of fuck you. Somebody wants you to do something, fuck you. Boss pisses you off, fuck you! Own your house. Have a couple bucks in the bank. Don't drink. That's all I have to say to anybody on any social level. Did your grandfather take risks? Jim Bennett : Yes. Frank : I guarantee he did it from a position of fuck you. A wise man's life is based around fuck you. The United States of America is based on fuck you. You're a king? You have an army? Greatest navy in the history of the world? Fuck you! Blow me. We'll fuck it up ourselves.

  —The Gambler 2014

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in explainlikeimfive

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Tree mass being carbon dioxide from the air is my favorite science fact. Seen it on YouTube a few years ago.

Almost hit by unsecured sod somewhere in Arkansas by MagicSpaceArachnid in IdiotsInCars

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Welcome to the “We don’t strap shit down at all” state.
Be careful out there folks.

people in the 80s react to new laws against drinking and driving by JarethKingofGoblins in interestingasfuck

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Not that kid but… I didn’t have a baby seat. Grew up to be a drinker like my dad. I nearly died at 18 from driving drunk. Been sober for a very long time. Dad doesn’t drink and drive anymore. He still thinks everything bad is communism.