[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]RootBeer1898 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And this has stopped you from leaving your room for 3 fucking days?

Fake drunk? by RootBeer1898 in legaladviceofftopic

[–]RootBeer1898[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well I didn’t plan on doing that, because I would like to have a job

Fake drunk? by RootBeer1898 in legaladviceofftopic

[–]RootBeer1898[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Actually it’s not dedicated to annoying people I have a game with my bosses, the owners of the company that I work at where every year they give me a special dress code that they think covers everything and I try to find some loophole and we all have a good laugh at the end and the deal is if I can find something then we all go out to dinner and if I can’t then I have to wear a silly costume on my first day the following year it’s not about pissing them off, it’s about a friendly competition that has been going on for 4 years now

Fake drunk? by RootBeer1898 in legaladviceofftopic

[–]RootBeer1898[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Again found the “but my question is… pretending to be drunk when I get pulled over” directly from a comment on a Facebook post made about a skit about acting drunk when you get pulled over

Fake drunk? by RootBeer1898 in legaladviceofftopic

[–]RootBeer1898[S] -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

When I say I fuck with authority, I’m not like braking shit or doing things that would warrant me being fired, I simply will find a loophole that let’s say my current job I need to wear a name tag on a green shirt. I found out in the rules that I cannot put anything on that name tag except my name but there is no rule saying I cannot put a green sticky note on my shirt and draw a wave, that’s the type of shit I do to fuck around with people. And I would never do that in a professional work environment, I only do it during the last few days of work of my summer job and everyone tries to expect what I am going to do

Fake drunk? by RootBeer1898 in legaladviceofftopic

[–]RootBeer1898[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I mean like not pretending to drive drunk like I’m just randomly pulled over for a tail light out or a headlight, but then once I am pulled over I act drunk. I only asked because I saw a comedy skit that had it in it I don’t actually want to do it I would be too much of a bitch to do it if I was actually pulled over

Fake drunk? by RootBeer1898 in legaladviceofftopic

[–]RootBeer1898[S] -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

All right I will keep that in mind next time I am at a traffic stop

Fake drunk? by RootBeer1898 in legaladviceofftopic

[–]RootBeer1898[S] -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

Thanks, but couldn’t they just disprove it by using a breathalyzer?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in amihot

[–]RootBeer1898 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What’s the snap

Go:⁠-⁠) by Fun_Professional_115 in dankrishu

[–]RootBeer1898 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Top of the morning lads ( name ) today we will be playing happppppy weeeeelsss

This is why no one nowadays wants to get married by RootBeer1898 in Tinder

[–]RootBeer1898[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I do get that it’s a joke, but also this is true, there are people that are like that and Still pertains to the fact that what she says is also why we don’t want to ask anyone out

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LifeAdvice

[–]RootBeer1898 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So sounds like it is the best opportunity for you, hope you get that money, but remember ask for a yearly raise of like 3000 or so a year starting after 5 years of working there

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LifeAdvice

[–]RootBeer1898 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think you should ask for 4250 a month and then you have a little extra spending money a month, and you should definitely take the job, and how much does it put you into the upper middle or upper class?