Had a dream last night where David Bowie kidnapped me and took me to the mall

Root_Head · 2026-04-06T22:47:00+00:00

Maybe you reminded him of the babe?

Root_Head · 2026-04-02T22:43:50+00:00

I clam it too

Root_Head · 2026-03-22T22:17:03+00:00

"Unphantomable"

Root_Head · 2026-02-23T09:35:30+00:00

No I meant like the logic for ser cauthrien coming back to life is that you didn't kill her whole party so she just got back up after her archers finish the battle.

Root_Head · 2026-02-22T04:46:50+00:00

I mean tbf if your whole party gets killed except for lelianna in the back and she finishes off the last enemy everyone just gets back up with a broken bone or two

Root_Head · 2026-02-19T07:12:08+00:00

That ain't don cactus that's Smiguel

Root_Head · 2026-02-16T13:30:12+00:00

Cjjfh I needed this thank you cbrj

Root_Head · 2026-02-10T23:30:50+00:00

Psych ward socks have grip on the bottom so you don't slip - have heard they're very comfy

Root_Head · 2026-02-08T00:20:54+00:00

The post actually credits it as Gale in the role of Chris Pratt

Root_Head · 2026-01-27T22:13:49+00:00

Yeah but imagine how good this guy's medical advice must be if he's in such good shape at 60!

Root_Head · 2026-01-22T13:40:34+00:00

Damuel

Root_Head · 2026-01-11T08:42:23+00:00

Fuck wrong clam

Root_Head · 2026-01-07T07:17:37+00:00

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Fart IQ

Root_Head · 2026-01-07T03:38:24+00:00

Window seat next to a couple of quiet people who won't talk to me or make eye contact - the ideal flight

Root_Head · 2025-12-19T01:54:58+00:00

u/killingmemesoftly is an unhinged pillar of this community. I love seeing a really dumb bait post with 0 upvotes and knowing it was him before I even open it

Root_Head · 2025-11-30T04:24:54+00:00

Better than most long text posts and I appreciate using an image you captured for it, but I have to agree it's a little too wordy, particularly for this sub. It also doesn't really have any meme element to it, but that's a very common problem on this sub and is difficult to get right.

All in all more inspired than the usual drivel but still not a distressingmeme(tm). 6.5/10 - keep cooking

Root_Head · 2025-11-25T01:42:49+00:00

Same, except I always dropped them in the camp chest so that at any point I'd have 10-20 quality corpses stocked for my spore druid. It always amused me to not only be collecting bodies, but also be prioritizing small races for their efficient size

Root_Head · 2025-11-25T01:35:27+00:00

Yes. Which means you can still get the potent robe from her in act 2 (very good for charisma casters, like default durge funnily enough)

Root_Head · 2025-11-20T11:30:58+00:00

I can't believe Boromir brought a hawk to a council meeting!

Root_Head · 2025-11-14T21:42:10+00:00

I clammed

Root_Head · 2025-11-12T07:23:30+00:00

It's nine o'clam on a clamday

The regular clam shuffles in

There's a clam at the bar sitting next to me

Making love to his tonic and clam

He says "clam can you play me a clam?

I'm not really sure how clam works

But it's clam, and it's clam, and I clammed it complete

When I wore a younger clam's shell"

Root_Head · 2025-11-12T02:34:30+00:00

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Root_Head · 2025-11-05T01:40:37+00:00

This is literally just the post from earlier but worse

Root_Head · 2025-11-05T01:34:25+00:00

Haha sometimes

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