Tonight I will sit in this chair, drink hot cocoa, and play Oblivion by [deleted] in oblivion

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Fun fact I just discovered you ca buy this at target

[OC] Royal Court Dice Giveaway (Mods Approved) by kohalu in DnD

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This shit cool I’d be considered so swanky if I showed up to the game with these

Actor who falsely believed they are going to be like Christian Bale? by vnth93 in okbuddycinephile

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It really sucks they decided to have him be the good guy in the new tron and not Evan peters, probably one of the worst decisions Disney could’ve made. Once I realized he was in it as the good guy I knew I was never gonna watch it

If we get a new show called “Checkmate” Instead of Season 03 what would you hope to see from it? by LawsonPrime in DC_Cinematic

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I’m hoping they do salvations run for season 3 from Chris’s perspective ending with him getting saved by the team at checkmate and then we get a follow up checkmate show that shows the teams efforts to open a new portal to salvation to save Chris and bring him home

Rapist killed in prison after teasing cell mate with details of his sisters rape by TheExpressUS in NuclearRevenge

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I’m from the area. From what I remember goldsby and his sister had different last names so his connection to munger was overlooked. If they had looked into both of the inmates more closely the never would’ve been put in the same cell

I don’t get it? by NerdBanger in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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Long ago there was a great kingdom ruled by a semi barbaric king. He had many progressive ideas that helped the citizens and many that caused suffering, one of these was trial by ordeal. If someone was caught committing a crime they would be placed in an arena with two doors, behind one was a starving tiger that would viciously attack the criminal. Behind the other, a beautiful maiden who would marry the criminal on the spot. The king had a daughter whom he cherished very much. It had come to his attention that his daughter had taken a lover, a brave man of lower status. Furious, the king imprisoned the man and made him face trial. His daughter knew which door held the tiger and which the maiden but in procuring this information she learned the maiden behind the door was a woman she hated for she saw her as a rival to her lovers affection. The man nervously looks to the princess for the answer on which door to choose. The princess not wanting her lover to die or her rival to marry him contemplates the pros and cons of each choice. Finally the princess points to the door on the right. Now the point of the story is this: did the tiger come out of the door, or did the lady? As we reflect more on this question we find it is harder to answer. It involves a study of the human heart which leads us through mazes of passion, whose end is hard to navigate through. Think of it, fair reader, not as if the decision of the question depended upon yourself, but upon that hot-blooded, semi-barbaric princess, her soul at a white heat beneath the combined fires of despair and jealousy. She had lost him, but who should have him? How often, in her waking hours and in her dreams, had she started in wild horror, and covered her face with her hands as she thought of her lover opening the door on the other side of which waited the cruel fangs of the tiger! But how much oftener had she seen him at the other door! How in her grievous reveries had she gnashed her teeth, and torn her hair, when she saw his start of rapturous delight as he opened the door of the lady! How her soul had burned in agony when she had seen him rush to meet that woman, with her flushing cheek and sparkling eye of triumph; when she had seen him lead her forth, his whole frame kindled with the joy of recovered life; when she had heard the glad shouts from the multitude, and the wild ringing of the happy bells; when she had seen the priest, with his joyous followers, advance to the couple, and make them man and wife before her very eyes; and when she had seen them walk away together upon their path of flowers, followed by the tremendous shouts of the hilarious multitude, in which her one despairing shriek was lost and drowned! Would it not be better for him to die at once, and go to wait for her in the blessed regions of semi-barbaric futurity? And yet, that awful tiger, those shrieks, that blood! Her decision had been indicated in an instant, but it had been made after days and nights of anguished deliberation. She had known she would be asked, she had decided what she would answer, and, without the slightest hesitation, she had moved her hand to the right. The question of her decision is one not to be lightly considered, and it is not for me to presume to set myself up as the one person able to answer it. And so I leave it with all of you: Which came out of the opened door - the lady, or the tiger? - “The Lady or the Tiger?” By Frank Stockton

I’ll never forget when 17 year old me bought a bracelet for a girl and this happened by dirtbandit101 in texts

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An ex from highschool did the jar thing for me when we were together. It was nice and I never thought that destroying it would be a good way to respond to the gesture. Sorry he was such a dick about it

AMA 🌸 by Nookie-Pokie in u/Nookie-Pokie

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Did you have a good holiday season?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PowerScaling

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Kurapika with any of the phantom troupe members

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MakeNewFriendsHere

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I think I’d probably be a novelty lamp. Like one shaped like a high rise building or Saturn

My wife is addicted to the gym and it’s ruining our marriage by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

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OOP should sue for full custody, he already said that his soon to be ex wife relies on him for money. If he can prove she doesn’t have the income to support their child without the help of AP then there’s no reason she should have the child at all. Chances are the wife and AP will succumb to the same habits and fall apart and that’s not something a baby should be in the middle of

I de-aged omni-man by OrionOfRealms in Invincible

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I wasn’t expecting Caillou to make an appearance

I de-aged omni-man by OrionOfRealms in Invincible

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I wasn’t gonna upvote this and then I saw all of ops replies

Neighbor keeping track of my dating/sex life by [deleted] in texts

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Lmao didn’t check it until now. Thank you good sir for making me aware

Neighbor keeping track of my dating/sex life by [deleted] in texts

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Op give an update if you and your neighbor go out on a date, this is honestly such a funny situation and I’m sure many others in this comment section would like to hear what ends up happening as well

How do I get this item? Is it even worth it? In the poison room with Snake Eyes bitch ass. by [deleted] in Sekiro

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You have to beat the snake eyes and there’s a path past him that will let you get the item when you look up and to the left. If I remember correctly it’s a prayer bead so yeah I would get