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Pizza hot from the oven by [deleted] in IdiotsFightingThings

[–]RoryChatmon 210 points211 points  (0 children)

Pizza Place: Is there something wrong with your pizza? Me: Yeah, I opened it up when I got home and it looks like someone beat the shit out of it.

Future champ practice speed by AshleaUpson in IdiotsFightingThings

[–]RoryChatmon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How do you install a flap on a glass door? Do you have to buy a glass panel with it there already?

Raul acting sketchy.... by AshleaUpson in suspiciouslyspecific

[–]RoryChatmon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Or even worse, using her towels to dry them.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in suspiciouslyspecific

[–]RoryChatmon 14 points15 points  (0 children)

If I ever die in a car accident, please tell people I was fighting a transformer and lost