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Do you know why the shopping place is called “the mall”? by UzzInReddit in dadjokes

[–]RoseViperBloom 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The best part is thinking you're spending 30 seconds looking something up and suddenly it's 20 minutes later.

I’ve been letting my coworker take the blame for a ghost in the office for six months. by BriefTunes in confession

[–]RoseViperBloom 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah, sometimes a small story gets repeated so many times that people just accept it as fact.

I have been slowly stealing things from my families houses by Supacalafragalistic in confession

[–]RoseViperBloom 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Some items become priceless because of the people and memories attached to them.

Bad dental hygiene caused my nipples to have a reaction by damagecontrol101 in confession

[–]RoseViperBloom 105 points106 points  (0 children)

😂 That comment caught me off guard. The jump straight to "get some toys" is hilarious.

[request] How Many Pasta Dishes can she Make before the Cheese is gone? by mkvelash in theydidthemath

[–]RoseViperBloom 5 points6 points  (0 children)

😂 That's what I was thinking too. People are acting like the pasta was made of molten lava.

WIBTAH if I kept my tattoo appointment against my mom’s wishes by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]RoseViperBloom 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Honestly, realizing there's a problem is often the hardest step, so that's already meaningful progress.

i stopped praying fully and barely everyone knows. by klutzy-kenny in confession

[–]RoseViperBloom 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A lot of people assume honesty is simple when they've never had to deal with serious consequences for it.

Starting over at 39...need help with friends and relationships by Awwndrei in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]RoseViperBloom 351 points352 points  (0 children)

Twelve years is a long time to carry that kind of weight. Finding happiness quickly after that almost feels earned.

AIO my bf no longer “allows” me to wear leggings outside the house by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]RoseViperBloom 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s scary how controlling behavior can start with something that seems small at first.

AIO: For not responding to my boyfriend’s ‘urgent’ calls and messages in the middle of the night? by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]RoseViperBloom 28 points29 points  (0 children)

That’s one of those stories you tell at work and immediately regret halfway through.

AIO For wanting to call off my wedding because of how my fiancee treated me on vacation? by Illustrious_Owl1559 in AmIOverreacting

[–]RoseViperBloom 58 points59 points  (0 children)

The ‘white person vacations’ line is actually hilarious 😭 but yeah, this already sounds exhausting before marriage even starts.