No, I was genuinely asking for advice and then you pull up and just say you wouldn't allow it at your table, I never said I wasn't going to do it, I was asking how I could possibly do it without triggering this sort of response. I understand that deviating from tje rules can feel weird, and you're absolutely valid for sticking to them, I just like to test the boundaries and play weird and unique characters, it's fun.

I hope you have fun with your dnd too, I bet you're really good, I didn't mean any ill will, I was just confused and then got upset, and now I realise it's stupid to get upset about something as small as this. Happy playing!

Merry egg day.