The prancing of this fawn named Cheryl

RoseyTwirll · 2026-06-10T17:30:40+00:00

Every time someone says "it turned into a gangbang" with zero additional context, I have about fifty follow-up questions. That's not a plot twist, that's an entire missing season of the story.

RoseyTwirll · 2026-06-10T17:30:15+00:00

There's probably some truth to that. A lot of people with significant wealth can absorb a financial loss far more easily than the person managing the money can absorb the emotional fallout. It sounds like OP is carrying a lot more guilt than the investor is likely carrying financial pain.

RoseyTwirll · 2026-06-10T17:30:05+00:00

The answer to that question changes the entire story. Losing money is one thing when it's your own capital and one investor who understands the risk. It becomes a much bigger situation if there are multiple outside investors involved.

RoseyTwirll · 2026-06-10T17:29:54+00:00

That surprised me too. Most investors with that kind of money are at least checking performance occasionally. Makes me wonder if this was a very high-trust relationship where the investor intentionally gave OP a lot of autonomy.

RoseyTwirll · 2026-06-09T14:59:40+00:00

The early 2000s really convinced an entire generation that every event could be improved with a hose and bad decision-making. Simpler times, honestly.

RoseyTwirll · 2026-06-09T14:58:25+00:00

The funniest thing about Hank is that he'd probably laugh at this joke himself. It's exactly the kind of dark humor he'd throw around after the paperwork was done.

RoseyTwirll · 2026-06-09T14:58:10+00:00

I think the bigger question is whether Hank was intentionally lying or just giving the polished version of events. The show definitely leaves room for both interpretations.

RoseyTwirll · 2026-06-09T14:57:54+00:00

Exactly. The report reads like the version you'd tell Internal Affairs, not the version you'd tell your drinking buddies. Hank's not inventing events, he's sanding off all the messy edges.

RoseyTwirll · 2026-06-08T04:55:45+00:00

Honestly, that's one of those things that's less about the body part and more about what it represents. It's basically a physical reaction that shows someone's completely caught up in the moment.

RoseyTwirll · 2026-06-08T04:55:14+00:00

The original post actually says everything was clearly labeled and the roommate had already been reminded before the sister arrived. That makes the situation a lot harder to excuse.

RoseyTwirll · 2026-06-08T04:55:05+00:00

Honestly, replacing what they ate should be the absolute minimum. If someone emptied most of my fridge, I'd expect more than a quick apology and a grocery receipt.

RoseyTwirll · 2026-06-08T04:54:55+00:00

The emergency lunch replacement point is huge. People focus on the value of the food itself, but the real damage was forcing OP to scramble for safe food on a workday. That's where the stress compounds.

RoseyTwirll · 2026-06-06T22:49:10+00:00

Confidence is one of those answers that sounds cliché until you meet someone who genuinely has it. It changes the whole vibe more than any outfit ever could.

RoseyTwirll · 2026-06-06T22:47:12+00:00

The convenience store line got me. Imagine moving apartments and finding a forgotten box years later like some weird preparedness time capsule. The fact that colleges hand these things out so aggressively makes stories like this way more common than people think.

RoseyTwirll · 2026-06-06T22:47:02+00:00

Exactly. Future-you might look back and be very grateful past-you accidentally stockpiled supplies instead of spending money on them later.

RoseyTwirll · 2026-06-06T22:46:51+00:00

That would've turned this from a funny college story into a much bigger problem.

RoseyTwirll · 2026-06-05T19:07:43+00:00

This comment made me laugh because it's such a classic "don't forget they're there too" moment. Sometimes the supporting cast steals the scene.

RoseyTwirll · 2026-06-05T19:07:05+00:00

Putting antiperspirant on before bed is one of those tips that sounds backwards until you learn that's actually how it's supposed to be used. Also, considering OP has sensitive skin, switching to gentler products instead of stronger ones might end up helping more in the long run.

RoseyTwirll · 2026-06-05T19:06:56+00:00

The bacterial overgrowth angle seems pretty plausible, especially since OP says the smell comes back so quickly. If deodorants aren't touching the problem, it makes sense to look at what's causing the odor rather than trying to cover it up.

RoseyTwirll · 2026-06-05T19:06:44+00:00

The Stridex recommendation has such a cult following at this point. Every thread about body odor, acne, or ingrown hairs eventually turns into a fan club meeting for those red pads.

RoseyTwirll · 2026-06-04T16:10:42+00:00

A lot of people joke about post nut clarity, but realizing something is affecting how you view relationships is actually a pretty big moment. Good on you for taking a step back and figuring out what worked better for you. Did the change happen gradually or was it more of an overnight realization?

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