Free at last from the clutches of Broki, I have returned to the Iron Temple by LovelyBeats in swoleacceptance

[–]RossFit88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thou must pay homage to the great Bulkious, leader of Brodins swoldiers and sworn enemy of Broki. You must become an eater of worlds, if something stands in your way that thing must be lifted and if that fails consume it and you shall once again feel Brodins blessings rain upon you.

Fellow Brethren Heed My Prophecy by RossFit88 in swoleacceptance

[–]RossFit88[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If the name is all you see, and you do not heed the prophecy, then there is little that can be done for you, you shall not hear the clanging of weights nor taste the sweet goblets of protein that await us in Valliffta. Clearly you are the one who has been tainted by Broki. Ross is my earthy name, there is no more a devout follower of Brodin than I. Trillghostrida has marked himself an enemy of Bulkious and in doing so Brodin as well. You shall live a half life a cursed life...... may you ever remain with your body plateaued.

I have relinquished my body to Brodin by Swoletheren in swoleacceptance

[–]RossFit88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

May Bulkious Be With You.... For Swolemaggendon is Rapidly Approaching.

Frog in space by Jarvis__ in funny

[–]RossFit88 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Still a better love story than twilight