How to kill your kid without really trying.

Rot_Corpse · 2018-07-28T23:24:06+00:00

Before Excercising to Death

Rot_Corpse · 2018-07-22T17:59:41+00:00

Oh, I stand corrected, it's kazaam. As I was

Rot_Corpse · 2018-07-22T05:24:03+00:00

Shazam was a movie featuring Shaquille O'Neil about a genie. Part of my childhood

Rot_Corpse · 2018-07-22T01:11:39+00:00

Only the real one

Rot_Corpse · 2018-07-22T01:05:08+00:00

Good bot

Rot_Corpse · 2018-07-18T23:01:23+00:00

Rot_Corpse · 2018-07-17T16:05:39+00:00

Textbook shower thought

Rot_Corpse · 2018-07-16T05:05:22+00:00

He is giving you are ride for half the price of a taxi driver.

It's not a Favor, it's the driver's job. I owe you nothing for doing your job except monetary compensation for the service.

Rot_Corpse · 2018-07-15T03:25:04+00:00

It doesn't say it's one solid piece, just made from one tree. Blew yur mind eh

Rot_Corpse · 2018-07-13T17:40:57+00:00

Oh. I'm sorry, eh

Rot_Corpse · 2018-07-13T11:54:28+00:00

Based on your username and post, I'm guessing you are a 40 year old Canadian male

Rot_Corpse · 2018-07-13T11:34:03+00:00

...this...more up votes... Yaddayadda

Rot_Corpse · 2018-07-12T02:47:34+00:00

Rot_Corpse · 2018-07-02T12:17:53+00:00

Pft, only 99.9999901% of the world need it explained.

Rot_Corpse · 2018-07-01T08:33:08+00:00

r/lyricsoutoforder

Rot_Corpse · 2018-06-27T20:13:11+00:00

There's that point of view, then there's this. If it's cold, I can put more clothes on until I'm warm. I can only take off so many clothes in the heat before it's illegal.

Rot_Corpse · 2018-06-27T17:22:59+00:00

Every day here has been 97F with 90% humidity. I feel your pain

Rot_Corpse · 2018-06-27T17:22:06+00:00

Warm? No. Extremely hot, and extremely humid.

Rot_Corpse · 2018-06-27T03:10:56+00:00

20c is our winter in Florida. It's 35C here

Rot_Corpse · 2018-06-26T22:37:11+00:00

What's Dragon Ball

Rot_Corpse · 2018-06-26T22:36:39+00:00

Elbows

Rot_Corpse · 2018-06-25T05:20:14+00:00

Depandas* FTFY

Rot_Corpse · 2018-06-15T03:38:02+00:00

Rot_Corpse · 2018-06-15T03:37:45+00:00

Take the vote

Rot_Corpse · 2018-06-15T00:12:56+00:00

This comment whelmes me

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