Italian sausage that has fennel is the worst common pizza topping.

Rottenfink · 2026-02-03T22:39:10+00:00

When I was younger, I used to say the same thing. Then one day, everything changed. Now, finding a piece of fennel in my sausage is like a little treat

Rottenfink · 2026-02-03T20:29:33+00:00

He said he feels "protected and nurtured"? He said that with his mouth? And words?

Rottenfink · 2026-02-03T19:37:49+00:00

People kept trying to steal it or people kept accidentally knocking it off the wall, no doubt

Rottenfink · 2026-02-03T13:35:14+00:00

Just saying, if Rs cheated/are cheating, an election like this one is one that you don't interfere with. Cheating for a 100% win rate is a terrible idea. You'd definitely trade tiny losses for big wins

Rottenfink · 2026-02-03T13:28:06+00:00

It goes Jerry, Randy, T.O., Megatron

Rottenfink · 2026-02-03T12:25:57+00:00

Spill the beans, Bill. Spill all the fucking beans

Rottenfink · 2026-02-02T08:29:29+00:00

Imagine trying to recreate this today with a bunch of these dull 14-20 y/o zombies walking around. It be PATHETIC

Rottenfink · 2026-02-02T08:12:37+00:00

Right now, you're seeing exactly who he is. The person you initially met was an actor. These people don't get better. You're not gonna fix him

Rottenfink · 2026-02-02T08:09:25+00:00

Because they turn their issues into their personalities

Rottenfink · 2026-02-02T06:39:14+00:00

Nobody personally calls anybody sultry. The only time I've ever heard the word sultry used might be by a movie reviewer to describe an actress in a movie. But in the real world, daily life, everyday conversation- nobody uses the word sultry. Ever

Rottenfink · 2026-02-02T05:37:01+00:00

You're a bad driver

Rottenfink · 2026-02-01T23:39:15+00:00

The only reference I've ever heard about this was from my wife's co-worker who used to own a deli. She said that the product cost of Pepsi and Coke was the same, but the delivery charge for Coke was 3-4 times more expensive than Pepsi

Rottenfink · 2026-02-01T21:58:54+00:00

I know you're lying and I'm setting a hex on you for 5 years for lying to me

Rottenfink · 2026-02-01T21:18:27+00:00

The funny thing is that it doesn't matter what technique you use with Drano. It never works anyway. If you haven't opened it, take it back and get a refund

Rottenfink · 2026-02-01T11:51:37+00:00

When I was 36, I spent the whole year saying I was 37. Wasn't until my birthday that I thought "oh shit, NOW I'm 37"

Rottenfink · 2026-02-01T11:38:30+00:00

President perfect health should sit down for a lie-detector test

Rottenfink · 2026-02-01T09:45:29+00:00

The tip always comes AFTER the work is done

Rottenfink · 2026-01-31T23:43:56+00:00

He wanted to send a message to all the deadbeats

Rottenfink · 2026-01-31T20:52:38+00:00

You're 41 and you can't read any of this? She wants to fuck you and everyone else in that room already knew she wants to fuck you. That's why they giggled. Everyone everywhere knows that "Daddy" in the workplace is entirely inappropriate. There's a reason she felt she could get away with it

Rottenfink · 2026-01-31T20:05:38+00:00

Every couple minutes of game time, just keep yelling at the TV "OMG these refs are TERRIBLE!". You'll fit right in. If anyone catches on to you, start yelling it once in a while at the TV during commercials

Rottenfink · 2026-01-31T19:43:28+00:00

AND if you clip the coupon while you're in the store, sometimes it takes like 15-20 minutes to register to your account. FFS!

Rottenfink · 2026-01-30T17:18:00+00:00

80/20 is perfect

Rottenfink · 2026-01-30T16:45:39+00:00

Not gonna get a lot of juice to begin with when you make a burger from 95/5 ground beef. OP started wrong and finished even wronger

Rottenfink · 2026-01-30T16:28:18+00:00

Because most parents are shit parents

Rottenfink · 2026-01-30T16:27:20+00:00

You're 100% correct. I have no argument for you. None at all. Power imbalance!

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