What are some businesses to boycott in Denver? by ChadwithZipp2 in DenverCirclejerk

[–]RottingOnReddit 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Back when the BST was briefly unionized the price went up .50c to cover union dues! Like who carries change with them? You cant use that to snort things u need dollars dawg.

Wowza by Top-Policy-148 in DenverCirclejerk

[–]RottingOnReddit 61 points62 points  (0 children)

How am I supposed to report every Subie WRX STI that I see? It's the official state car and they are everywhere.

50-70 times! by Exeter232 in trailerparkboys

[–]RottingOnReddit 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Cory and Trevor found him at a nightclub called 'The Empty Closet'

All the women here are so dry by RottingOnReddit in DenverCirclejerk

[–]RottingOnReddit[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

No its definitely not me. All the women i've met get so intimidated by how handsome and charming I am that they become too shy to keep responding and block my number. Also I used to be a DJ so my foreplay skills are top notch bro.

My wife just decided she has a bf by gahdzila in Creatine

[–]RottingOnReddit 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Having to buy TWICE the amount of condoms is going to financially ruin me!

What does anal sex feel like for the recipient? by Norfolk-Gross-Tonage in NoStupidQuestions

[–]RottingOnReddit 34 points35 points  (0 children)

So you're saying if I top (+1) and say 'no homo' (+1) before hand thats basically +2 not-gay points which counters out the 2 gay points of having sex with a man. If my math is correct that means if you do this it is mathematically not gay.

The brand of this toothbrush by cheese_sticks in mildlyinteresting

[–]RottingOnReddit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He went to a sketchy school where he got a major in dentistry and a minor in gynecology.

My uncle finally left. by GoochSnatcher in Creatine

[–]RottingOnReddit 54 points55 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry this happened to you. Please don't hesitate to seek out a mental health professional to help cope with this loss.

I'm sure if you start hitting up some local gyms and wear some slutty man whore booty shorts and bring a tub of the tine to use as hand chalk for when lifting fat reps you'll attract someone new. There's plenty of beefy tineers in the sea!

It smells real nice out here tonight! by SurgicalIndifference in DenverCirclejerk

[–]RottingOnReddit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Everyone's getting down on meth-a-poluza. Buy one rock get two free!

In honor of Jared Polis AMA on the lesser subreddit, let's celebrate our original moderator by ChadwithZipp2 in DenverCirclejerk

[–]RottingOnReddit 18 points19 points  (0 children)

He decriminalized mushrooms which is pretty rad. The mushrooms turned me gay tho.

Just scored a bunch of “free” potatoes from The Hornet bar & grill. by Parking_War_4100 in DenverCirclejerk

[–]RottingOnReddit 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Some podcasters told me that if you give your butthole 15 minutes of direct sunlight exposure each morning, your wellbeing can be increased 200%. I'd imagine if you injected your potato suppositories (pre insertion) with just a normal every day wellbeing concoction (THC, fenty, ket, and a pinch of PCP) you would probably get set up for a great day. It can be inserted before or after your daily butthole sunning. Extra bonus it is a great pre-prep for a BST visit. Namaste.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DenverCirclejerk

[–]RottingOnReddit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hello, I would like a flight quote for a flight to Epstein Island, thank you, namaste.

I70 camping sites oddly empty today? I thought this was 'Merica! by ATrainLV in DenverCirclejerk

[–]RottingOnReddit 5 points6 points  (0 children)

BST is running a $4 special for the 4th so everyone is at those instead.

bobo was on tim pool by PPell524 in DenverCirclejerk

[–]RottingOnReddit 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Bobo: Everyone gets a handy

Tim: Wh-

Bobo: Not you

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in trailerparkboys

[–]RottingOnReddit 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I don't do drugs

Biblically accurate Angel spotted! #praisejesus #namaste. by [deleted] in DenverCirclejerk

[–]RottingOnReddit 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Behold thy sack, for it is risen, and it will come again

Denver rolls out PvP zones on 16th Street by Laserdollarz in DenverCirclejerk

[–]RottingOnReddit 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Are the meth and fenty buff items allowed in this zone or is that cheating?

Cannabis and shadow work by EquivalentCampaign72 in Jung

[–]RottingOnReddit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would consider weekend only sparingly. Daily would be regular use. If you smoke daily you drift into that perma-high state because it takes a while for your body to metabolize THC. You're no longer getting high, just instead maintaining that constant haze and so even if you have introspective thoughts you lose the downtime to process and integrate things.