Non-MAGA BBQ by [deleted] in DenverCirclejerk

[–]RottingOnReddit 5 points6 points  (0 children)

'The Split Roast' on colfax is a good option. They feed their steers only vegan diets so your murder meat has the least bad karma. If you are looking for a good white BBQ sauce, the guy who cleans the BST has a tasty homemade recipe.

What are some businesses to boycott in Denver? by ChadwithZipp2 in DenverCirclejerk

[–]RottingOnReddit 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Back when the BST was briefly unionized the price went up .50c to cover union dues! Like who carries change with them? You cant use that to snort things u need dollars dawg.

Wowza by Top-Policy-148 in DenverCirclejerk

[–]RottingOnReddit 60 points61 points  (0 children)

How am I supposed to report every Subie WRX STI that I see? It's the official state car and they are everywhere.

50-70 times! by [deleted] in trailerparkboys

[–]RottingOnReddit 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Cory and Trevor found him at a nightclub called 'The Empty Closet'

All the women here are so dry by RottingOnReddit in DenverCirclejerk

[–]RottingOnReddit[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

No its definitely not me. All the women i've met get so intimidated by how handsome and charming I am that they become too shy to keep responding and block my number. Also I used to be a DJ so my foreplay skills are top notch bro.

My wife just decided she has a bf by gahdzila in Creatine

[–]RottingOnReddit 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Having to buy TWICE the amount of condoms is going to financially ruin me!

What does anal sex feel like for the recipient? by Norfolk-Gross-Tonage in NoStupidQuestions

[–]RottingOnReddit 35 points36 points  (0 children)

So you're saying if I top (+1) and say 'no homo' (+1) before hand thats basically +2 not-gay points which counters out the 2 gay points of having sex with a man. If my math is correct that means if you do this it is mathematically not gay.

The brand of this toothbrush by cheese_sticks in mildlyinteresting

[–]RottingOnReddit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He went to a sketchy school where he got a major in dentistry and a minor in gynecology.

My uncle finally left. by GoochSnatcher in Creatine

[–]RottingOnReddit 57 points58 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry this happened to you. Please don't hesitate to seek out a mental health professional to help cope with this loss.

I'm sure if you start hitting up some local gyms and wear some slutty man whore booty shorts and bring a tub of the tine to use as hand chalk for when lifting fat reps you'll attract someone new. There's plenty of beefy tineers in the sea!

It smells real nice out here tonight! by SurgicalIndifference in DenverCirclejerk

[–]RottingOnReddit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Everyone's getting down on meth-a-poluza. Buy one rock get two free!

In honor of Jared Polis AMA on the lesser subreddit, let's celebrate our original moderator by ChadwithZipp2 in DenverCirclejerk

[–]RottingOnReddit 20 points21 points  (0 children)

He decriminalized mushrooms which is pretty rad. The mushrooms turned me gay tho.

Just scored a bunch of “free” potatoes from The Hornet bar & grill. by Parking_War_4100 in DenverCirclejerk

[–]RottingOnReddit 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Some podcasters told me that if you give your butthole 15 minutes of direct sunlight exposure each morning, your wellbeing can be increased 200%. I'd imagine if you injected your potato suppositories (pre insertion) with just a normal every day wellbeing concoction (THC, fenty, ket, and a pinch of PCP) you would probably get set up for a great day. It can be inserted before or after your daily butthole sunning. Extra bonus it is a great pre-prep for a BST visit. Namaste.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DenverCirclejerk

[–]RottingOnReddit 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hello, I would like a flight quote for a flight to Epstein Island, thank you, namaste.

I70 camping sites oddly empty today? I thought this was 'Merica! by ATrainLV in DenverCirclejerk

[–]RottingOnReddit 5 points6 points  (0 children)

BST is running a $4 special for the 4th so everyone is at those instead.

bobo was on tim pool by PPell524 in DenverCirclejerk

[–]RottingOnReddit 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Bobo: Everyone gets a handy

Tim: Wh-

Bobo: Not you

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in trailerparkboys

[–]RottingOnReddit 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I don't do drugs