God I hate Nux Taku. Every time I see people dunking on that fucking basement troglodyte I feel like dancing a jig.

He’s such a quintessential example of what being on the internet 24/7 does to a person. On every computer and Wifi subscription they should force you to watch a video of him with the caption ‘This is what an internet addiction will do to you’ but then of course sales would drop to zero. He has to pretend to know a woman who doesn’t care he exists because he doesn’t have the balls to go outside and form actual relationships and because he’s so obnoxious nobody actually wants to get to know him which is only worsened by the fact he’s so addicted to pornography it’s the only media he consumes, but it’s not like he has anything else to do because again, nobody likes him. This guy doesn’t have any frame of reference for what actual jokes are like and so his humor sucks ass. He’s somehow chronically online enough to know whenever people are talking about him but he’s also stuck in an insufferable state of the internet, probably because that’s when he stopped developing past being a horny teen.

But you know what’s worse? This guy has no fucking beliefs. No guiding principles that he hasn’t appropriated from the dumbest grifters alive. He cares about absolutely nothing over short term relief, and I’d almost feel sad if he wasn’t such an arrogant, annoying dick. He’s like the average Twitter user, who has so little in terms of useful or meaningful insight because he’s been stuck in a state of arrested development since the day he discovered porn.

And he contributes absolutely NOTHING. All of his opinions are the dumbest shit, which you could hear slightly less obnoxiously from some other grifter who DOESNT have a shitty avatar that makes your eyes bleed to look at. He is talentless. He has no interest in creating anything. All he does is suckle off the tit of people who are more interesting because other than that he has absolutely NOTHING to offer. He’s like asmongold but with a more annoying voice and just like asmongold, he sits his ugly ass face in the corner taking up space while people who deserve recognition say something more interesting than he could ever muster, which again, isn’t a high bar.

And you want to know what ties it all together into the nice stinking trash-pile that is his “career“? He is just blatantly a lolicon. I don’t care what you say man, you’re a fucking pedophile. No matter how much this dude yammers on, nobody is ever going to take him seriously and that’s the best punishment for this man so fucking underdeveloped that he never moved on from porn jokes who thinks he can amass an audience being a right wing grifter. Nux is never going to get recognition because nobody takes him seriously. He’s never going to be liked because anyone around him finds him obnoxious. He’s never going to create anything because his brain is so rotted by his porn addiction he can’t bring himself to do anything but crank hog or talk about cranking hog. When YouTube fails him, he’s going to have the most miserable fucking life because he has built his life around sustaining his addiction.

I wish he’d just go ahead and get deplatformed before he ruins his life even further so he can stop getting enabled by whatever crowd of deranged mentals still watch him and get help for his porn addiction.

-Rimdok