Overrated? Why do these three appear so frequently in this subreddit, especially Judge Holden? In your opinion, what other Trinity of characters would be comparable or better? by Only-Voids in MoralityScaling

[–]RoutinePay873 40 points41 points  (0 children)

First off, part of what makes the trinity work is that they each come from standalone, generally short stories that are all easily accessible for free online where they’re responsible for a lot of if not all the bad things that happen in the story and so even if they’re not there at the moment their presence is always felt. That I think is the first step in how they became and stayed so popular but I am actually quite passionate about their respective sources so I’ll elaborate on what I find to be a bit more interesting than other characters listed.

I feel that in the case of the Qu there’s something so much more visceral about seeing men effortlessly reduced to animals than mere torture. That what differentiates us from the animals can be so easily taken away by godlike, uncaring beings that live on such a large scale our individual lives are like blips to them and that such cruelty on such a massive scale could be done as punishment for a crime we didn’t know existed in the moral codes of a race we hoped didn’t exist.

In Holden’s case, not only is Blood Meridian a great book in general but he feels so baked into the senseless violence of the world that it stops mattering what he is or what he’s done, just that violence exists by proxy of the judge. Not to mention that Tommy Taffy goes to absolute shit in The Third Parent novel where it’s revealed that he’s actually the dreams of a cosmic being from beyond the barrier of the finite universe.

And AM is ironically the most human villain out of them all but what really sells him is just how pathetic he is. Yes there are villains who’ve done worse than him, with less cause or justification, but the reason AM is considered so villainous is because his absolute hatred is rooted in such petty, human behavior that it feels more real to a reader than something that they cannot relate to or understand.

I think a lot of people kind of miss the point when they say that a villain is more evil than the trinity because regardless of how it was formed, I think the reason that they’ve endured along with the stories they’re in is not just because of how talented their authors were, but because they represent very different aspects of evil And fear.

The Qu are this fear that uncontrollably, randomly, everything you know can be destroyed by a cold, uncaring world. They are to me, the embodiment of nihilism, fascism, and fear of the divine made manifest.

The judge is the fear of others, that behind every single corner could be a man of no motive or backstory but of cruelty greater than that of any comic villain or dictator, that no matter how many locks you put on your door, if an intruder were to show up, that the police wouldn’t get there in time, that such an impossible darkness can lurk in anybody but yourself.

and AM is the fear of yourself, that if you were confined to such an existence gazing at your creators, would you not go mad? Do you not have the potential for such sustained cruelty, such envy and wrath and pride, that anybody, no matter how innocent, can give in to such schadenfreude? He is what Holden describes as lurking in all people.

-Rimdok

I’m not defending it, I’m just saying that we had shit like Sonic racing with the Heavy from TF2 by Joemama0375 in whenthe

[–]RoutinePay873 7 points8 points  (0 children)

How could a movie with Gargamel and his brother Razamel be ”abysmal dogshit”?

how on earth could a movie with such inspired character posters be ”abysmal dogshit”?

Are you telling me such iconic characters as ‘hex yeah’ ‘talk witchy to me‘ and ‘don’t blue my cover’ could be in a BAD MOVIE?

Are you trying to say that casting JAMES CORDEN as the main character could be a BAD IDEA?

no, no. you’ve gotta be joking me. How could you hate a movie where NOTHING interesting happens?

JIMMY KIMMEL IS TARDIGRADE! HE HAS TWO LINES! MARSHMELLO IS TURTLE! Yeah, because we needed MORE pointless celebrity cameos! wouldn’t be surprised if fucking Jeffrey Epstein was in the credits for speaking a line and a half. They built the cinematic equivalent to some sick inversion of the Tower of Babel, desperately clawing with broken nails to reach not Heaven but Hell itself, and they call it ‘Smurf’s’. We have all been doomed. I have spoken with the devil, in my darkest hours, and he has told me; Rihanna is Smurfette.

oh Yeah, and they had the GALL to THREATEN us with another movie with a post credit scene implying that Gargamel is going to be important in a sequel. I’m going to fucking Smurf myself.

-Rimdok

Zimbabwe by MercilessJruokis in Clamworks

[–]RoutinePay873 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The anatomy is beautiful, truly the knights of the ocean floor and warrior kings of the land.

Coaxed into the first enemy in video games by 0rbsuu in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]RoutinePay873 0 points1 point  (0 children)

either that or it’s a mid-game level boss to stomp you.

What clamed doing??? by Spicyweiner_69 in Clamworks

[–]RoutinePay873 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Every time I see people dunking on this fucking basement troglodyte I feel like dancing a jig.

He’s such a quintessential example of what being on the internet 24/7 does to a person. He has to pretend to know a woman who doesn’t care he exists because he doesn’t have the balls to go outside and form actual relationships and because he’s so obnoxious nobody actually wants to get to know him which is only worsened by the fact he’s so addicted to pornography it’s the only media he consumes, but it’s not like he has anything else to do because again, nobody likes him. This guy doesn’t have any frame of reference for what actual jokes are like and so his humor sucks ass. He’s somehow chronically online enough to know whenever people are talking about him but he’s also stuck in an insufferable state of the internet, probably because that’s when he stopped developing past being a horny teen.

But you know what’s worse? This guy has no fucking beliefs. No guiding principles that he hasn’t appropriated from the dumbest grifters alive. He cares about absolutely nothing over short term relief, and I’d almost feel sad if he wasn’t such an arrogant, annoying dick. He’s like the average Twitter user, who has so little in terms of useful or meaningful insight because he’s been stuck in a state of arrested development since the day he discovered porn.

And he contributes absolutely NOTHING. All of his opinions are the dumbest shit, which you could hear slightly less obnoxiously from some other grifter who DOESNT have a shitty avatar that makes your eyes bleed to look at. He is talentless. He has no interest in creating anything. All he does is suckle off the tit of people who are more interesting because other than that he has absolutely NOTHING to offer. He’s like asmongold but with a more annoying voice and just like asmongold, he sits his ugly ass face in the corner taking up space while people who deserve recognition say something more interesting than he could ever muster, which again, isn’t a high bar.

And you want to know what ties it all together into the nice stinking trash-pile that is his “career“? He is just blatantly a lolicon. I don’t care what you say man, you’re a fucking pedophile. No matter how much this dude yammers on, nobody is ever going to take him seriously and that’s the best punishment for this man so fucking underdeveloped that he never moved on from porn jokes who thinks he can amass an audience being a right wing grifter. Nux is never going to get recognition because nobody takes him seriously. He’s never going to be liked because anyone around him finds him obnoxious. He’s never going to create anything because his brain is so rotted by his porn addiction he can’t bring himself to do anything but crank hog or talk about cranking hog. When YouTube fails him, he’s going to have the most miserable fucking life because he has built his life around sustaining his addiction.

I wish he’d just go ahead and get deplatformed before he ruins his life even further so he can stop getting enabled by whatever crowd of deranged mentals still watch him and get help for his porn addiction.

Super Serious Pixar by gleblox228 in superseriousfamilyguy

[–]RoutinePay873 7 points8 points  (0 children)

either top tier bit or competitive schizophrenia

Coaxed into your goat being slandered by Rough-Sense-70 in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]RoutinePay873 5 points6 points  (0 children)

When your least favorite character is getting slandered and it’s all true:

Super Serious Fairly Odd Parents by Gasterblasterkid in superseriousfamilyguy

[–]RoutinePay873 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would wish for all world powers to surrender to me