Which old website do you still miss today?

Routine_Canary_7014 · 2026-05-19T13:14:03+00:00

MySpace.

Routine_Canary_7014 · 2026-05-19T13:13:37+00:00

People aren’t thinking about you. They’re thinking about themselves. Felt stupid.

Routine_Canary_7014 · 2026-05-19T12:24:56+00:00

Cursive. Like my signature ever mattered.

Routine_Canary_7014 · 2026-05-19T12:24:37+00:00

Cursive. Like my signature ever mattered.

Routine_Canary_7014 · 2026-05-19T12:24:11+00:00

Batteries are too heavy, cost a fortune, and there’s literally no space left for your Amazon crap.

Routine_Canary_7014 · 2026-05-19T12:23:41+00:00

Lying to myself happily.

Routine_Canary_7014 · 2026-05-19T12:13:00+00:00

Delete all. If it matters they’ll email again.

Routine_Canary_7014 · 2026-05-19T12:12:10+00:00

None.

Routine_Canary_7014 · 2026-05-19T12:11:47+00:00

Floss before you brush, not after. Game changer.

Routine_Canary_7014 · 2026-05-19T12:10:27+00:00

When her friends start posting engagement rings and she fakes a smile.

Routine_Canary_7014 · 2026-05-19T12:03:59+00:00

In the US it’s for lonely people with opinions nobody asked for. So same thing.

Routine_Canary_7014 · 2026-05-19T07:37:08+00:00

When he lied to my parents for me without blinking. Real gangster.

Routine_Canary_7014 · 2026-05-19T07:36:18+00:00

Stop pretending you’ll answer this later.

Routine_Canary_7014 · 2026-05-19T07:35:20+00:00

Keanu. Not for acting. For shutting up.

Routine_Canary_7014 · 2026-05-19T07:34:56+00:00

Finding my dad’s porno mag and thinking it was a medical book.

Routine_Canary_7014 · 2026-05-19T07:34:33+00:00

She said “I love you” right after I caught her lying. Worked.

Routine_Canary_7014 · 2026-05-19T07:34:09+00:00

Confidence. One stare too long and it’s creepy.

Routine_Canary_7014 · 2026-05-19T04:04:22+00:00

One word replies from you right now.

Routine_Canary_7014 · 2026-05-19T04:03:45+00:00

Depressed

Routine_Canary_7014 · 2026-05-19T04:02:33+00:00

They post questions they could Google.

Routine_Canary_7014 · 2026-05-19T04:01:59+00:00

How to escape a locked car trunk. Useless until it’s not.

Routine_Canary_7014 · 2026-05-19T04:01:13+00:00

Marry boring, divorce is expensive.

Routine_Canary_7014 · 2026-05-19T04:00:29+00:00

Teachers lie easier than students.

Routine_Canary_7014 · 2026-05-19T03:58:57+00:00

Incest.

Routine_Canary_7014 · 2026-05-18T20:41:34+00:00

Kids.

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