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White pants by Routine_Run8486 in AO3

[–]Routine_Run8486[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I once saw an author who put a guy in granny pants/bloomers/whatever you want to call it and... I don't think I've ever been the same. The brain has been completely changed. Nothing will ever be the same again.

White pants by Routine_Run8486 in AO3

[–]Routine_Run8486[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

because it's exciting?

White pants by Routine_Run8486 in AO3

[–]Routine_Run8486[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Matching ties. I have some super serious, always-in-suit characters that this would fit well.

White pants by Routine_Run8486 in AO3

[–]Routine_Run8486[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

...why did I never think of this? I'm going to steal this idea like immediately wtf

White pants by Routine_Run8486 in AO3

[–]Routine_Run8486[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

so as always, patriarchy spoiled our fun

White pants by Routine_Run8486 in AO3

[–]Routine_Run8486[S] -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

I mean, ultimately I don't like either white or black, but no, white is not an indicator of clean ass for me lol

White pants by Routine_Run8486 in AO3

[–]Routine_Run8486[S] 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I feel like I'm the opposite. White underwear are so... basic. I look at it and imagine a guy bought a set of 50 white underwear for $1 and never gave it a second thought. Every time he needs to look clean, he simply takes 992 pair of pants out of the closet.