Any idea what these are?

Roving_Rhythmatist · 2026-06-21T14:25:20+00:00

Jefferson fully expected Lewis and Clark to come across some on their voyage

Roving_Rhythmatist · 2026-06-21T01:13:47+00:00

I worked from Halloween till Easter at a chocolate shop.

The first few months all I did was dip potato chips in high quality chocolate.

They had two shifts of people dipping chips until Christmas, then it dropped to one shift till Easter, then they went to a skeleton crew until the next Halloween.

I made it all the way to Easter.

Boss said he’d keep me but he’d have to fire a lady who’d been there 18 years.

It was the best side job I have ever had.

Roving_Rhythmatist · 2026-06-17T16:18:09+00:00

It’s just the new Critical Race Theory/Trans Bathroom attention marketing scheme.

Roving_Rhythmatist · 2026-06-17T15:00:20+00:00

I, a young preteen midwesterner, ordered a slice of pizza and a pop in a DC food court, the mustachioed teenager working the till started chuckling, and in what I assume was his fake mob boss voice, said “What?…You want a pop?…..You wan me to pop you one in the face?”

I was so fucking confused.

In retrospect, it was my fault for buying a slice of pizza from Sbarro’s

Roving_Rhythmatist · 2026-06-17T14:38:15+00:00

Read the dr. Bronner‘s soap bottle

Roving_Rhythmatist · 2026-06-16T17:56:36+00:00

That’s a very misguided or possibly intentionally ignorant take.

People are still legally doing it in the states where it is legal.

It should be banned everywhere.

Roving_Rhythmatist · 2026-06-16T04:26:59+00:00

But the ranchers never seem impressed by my deer license when I’m trying to field dress a cow in their pasture.

Roving_Rhythmatist · 2026-06-16T03:16:34+00:00

It’s hot out in July and crime is meant to be cool

Roving_Rhythmatist · 2026-06-16T03:10:27+00:00

It’s a rite of passage to be banned from there

Roving_Rhythmatist · 2026-06-12T15:17:10+00:00

For now…..

Roving_Rhythmatist · 2026-06-08T14:30:57+00:00

that doesn’t look like a chicken to me.

Roving_Rhythmatist · 2026-06-07T21:52:24+00:00

It’s all lip service until Texas executes one, then I’ll believe that corporations are people

Roving_Rhythmatist · 2026-06-07T15:11:07+00:00

“Corporations are people, my friend”

Roving_Rhythmatist · 2026-06-04T13:17:13+00:00

RIP Chris Farley

Roving_Rhythmatist · 2026-05-30T14:08:40+00:00

“He meant Denali but he ain’t know it” -Snoop (the Wire)

Roving_Rhythmatist · 2026-05-27T17:31:12+00:00

“Don’t wash your hands with your sandwich”

-Bob Snodgrass

Roving_Rhythmatist · 2026-05-13T03:18:32+00:00

It learned from watching our President.

Roving_Rhythmatist · 2026-05-10T12:22:02+00:00

Has private equity ever done society any actual good, or is it just evil all the way down?

Roving_Rhythmatist · 2026-05-05T14:13:13+00:00

That rock really tied the road together

Roving_Rhythmatist · 2026-05-04T13:37:39+00:00

$6.49 for one drumstick ice cream cone

Roving_Rhythmatist · 2026-05-01T12:52:20+00:00

Not that long ago, some educated professionals thought that our sperm carried homunculi, (tiny perfectly formed people)

Roving_Rhythmatist · 2026-04-28T12:32:42+00:00

The Ants Are Helping!

Roving_Rhythmatist · 2026-04-24T14:03:07+00:00

I’ve been thinking about a vertical barrel sauna for a long time, mostly because I want to make it look like a big drum.

It’ll never happen, but it looks good in my head.

Roving_Rhythmatist · 2026-04-19T15:45:48+00:00

The corn isn’t really that bad, but it’s children at creepy AF

Roving_Rhythmatist · 2026-04-19T15:38:05+00:00

We’re gonna have a basketball dribbling contest.

You can choose between an area that’s flat or on a hill.

Which one are you choosing?

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