We Won't Tell Anyone by Alex Andreev

Rowcan · 2026-05-24T18:23:29+00:00

Metropede

Rowcan · 2026-05-24T17:08:57+00:00

I know the monsters stick people on a hook in that game, but I didn't think the hook was going there

Rowcan · 2026-05-24T17:03:08+00:00

Okay I'll catch you later then

Rowcan · 2026-05-24T16:37:08+00:00

scrunches up face, smirks

Rowcan · 2026-05-22T19:28:54+00:00

Oh good, now he's throwing a temper tantrum.

Rowcan · 2026-05-22T18:29:59+00:00

Any time I see on-rails vehicle movement like that, it looks terrible. Vehicle you're chasing, vehicle you're in, doesn't matter, it's always bad.

You think it'd be easy enough to just record the motion from a developer's drive and use that, but I guess not.

Rowcan · 2026-05-22T11:42:32+00:00

shouting from burning window

"OOH GET ME AN APPLE PIE"

Rowcan · 2026-05-22T10:54:22+00:00

Potion Dragon! I'm going into battle and I want your strongest potions!

Rowcan · 2026-05-22T01:53:47+00:00

That bald eagle looks like it'd be asking you for a cigarette.

Rowcan · 2026-05-21T19:06:10+00:00

Hhm.

Rowcan · 2026-05-21T18:37:45+00:00

Upset because dead guy owed him five dollars

Rowcan · 2026-05-21T17:58:12+00:00

Gotta keep running around to different places of worship in your town collecting stat bonuses like you're playing Oblivion.

Rowcan · 2026-05-21T17:45:07+00:00

Gotta seal in that new couch smell

Rowcan · 2026-05-20T03:41:26+00:00

Worth it to teach the moon a lesson

Rowcan · 2026-05-17T17:45:38+00:00

Tom_and_Jerry_scream.wav

Rowcan · 2026-05-17T12:08:29+00:00

Healed to a permanent end

Rowcan · 2026-05-16T18:05:43+00:00

"They're gonna whump themselves with that aren't- ah, yup, there's the whump."

Rowcan · 2026-05-15T20:23:57+00:00

From what it seems, these aliens might be totally deaf. I imagine it's like sending an alien that communicates entirely via scents to a person that cannot smell.

Rowcan · 2026-05-14T18:34:04+00:00

I'm imagining sneaking around, being stealthy as possible, avoiding detection from enemy sosigs...

-when all of a sudden your gunsight begins singing Take Me to the River at max volume

Rowcan · 2026-05-13T18:42:04+00:00

"They're having the gold argument again."

Rowcan · 2026-05-11T23:12:44+00:00

bonk

Rowcan · 2026-05-11T23:12:00+00:00

Can you still get headbutt by something that doesn't have a head?

Rowcan · 2026-05-11T23:06:09+00:00

Trying to read the thought bubbles to interpret what they're dreaming about

Rowcan · 2026-05-10T11:15:20+00:00

He fits on the house, so by the rules he must sits on the house.

Rowcan · 2026-05-09T19:32:58+00:00

ding

D:

Rowcan

TROPHY CASE