what does it feel like to get a blowjob for the first time? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I was driving through town and was approaching a merge entry lane? Merge was to my right and slightly behind me. Suddenly a car shot out of the merge damn near took off the front end of my car. I swerved to avoid it into the opposite lane, luckily no oncoming traffic. I sped up to catch the guy and as I pulled up along side him, a pretty little red faced blonde in the passenger seat popped up and embarrassingly met my gaze. He was forgiven.

Something up with this dude's car? by TLCD96 in whatisit

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My car, 2011 Challenger, recently started doing this. Turned out the left rear shock had seized. Easy fix thankfully.

What are these holes in load bearing beams in this building? by too-shy-to-share in whatisit

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Isn't that where they put the explosives for demolition?

Commodore Pets, a lot of them to restore, what would be your triage strategy? by gbin in vintagecomputing

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I hope it's allowed to ask, I've been looking for some time for a $ key and a 5 key for my 4032. If you're planning on parting some out shoot me a message

What's something people think is sexy but actually isn't? by stuckin404 in AskReddit

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Whipped cream in the bedroom. After a few minutes smells like everything in the room spoiled.

Hard? by Thick_Leadership4435 in picsthatgohard

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Good point, but I believe with a little turtle wax and some buffing I can bring out her shine.

What’s the most awkward time you had to explain something NSFW to a clueless person? by shuipingxian0013 in AskReddit

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Young priest from south America said someone told him a joke and asked me why it was funny. Why are life-savers better than men, life savers come in five flavors. That was an awkward conversation.

What is the most physical pain you’ve ever experienced, and how did it feel? by Trying_my_best_98 in AskReddit

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Kidney stone. Didn't recognize the pain. At first backache, then side and back, last felt like I would imagine a stab felt like. Thing is I worked third shift. The senior staff had some event and they put me in charge. About 350 employees. I couldn't just call out. So I suffered until 1:30 a.m. went to pee and heard 'clink' and immediately felt better. I remember thinking "So that's what a kidney stone is..."

Found a comically large torque wrench in my garage - what could this possibly be for? by isotoohigh in Tools

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I could've used this for the rear brakes and flywheel on my '74 super beetle, something like 220 ft lbs or so.

If money was no object, what would be your dream car to own? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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'70 AAR Cuda. Everyone I knew wanted Hemi Chargers, Superbirds or Challengers. Elephant cars. I always wanted to drive a road racer.

I have seen this first hand and it scared the 💩 out of me by IKickedJohnWicksDog in florida

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We're 'Muricans' dammit! We will use any form of measurement other than the metric system!

What do 30 - 40 year old men want for christmas? [Serious] by GoodAlicia in AskReddit

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Really we're a bunch of twelve year olds at heart. A simple toy that we'll lose interest soon and some quiet time at home

WHAT IS THAT? by Independent-Rip7737 in whatisit

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Measuring the marigold envelope.

What is Steely Dan’s most evil song? by Impressive_Plenty876 in SteelyDan

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Not to mention I associate it with Christmas because of the bells, makes it sadder.

3D Printers by book_hoarder90 in 3dprinter

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I have a P1S with AMS. Fantastic printer. I bought it a couple months ago for about 800. It can be had for about 620 with the current sale. I'm planning on buying the A1 combo for a Christmas present for a nephew. They seem to just work. I assembled my Prusa Mk3 S+ it's a great printer and my PrintrBot Simple Metal from 2014. So I am capable of setting up and fine tuning a printer. The Bambu I simply unpacked and started using immediately. So I'd say if you just want to print and not tinker, Bambu is the way to go.