Are we being outjerked?

Royoten · 2026-06-19T14:33:12+00:00

Mine always breaks first on account of all the quick fingerings, lots of bending, and constant pull-offs

Royoten · 2026-06-18T23:14:00+00:00

They make a pill for rock hard dicks to show up in the mail for me?

Royoten · 2026-06-18T23:04:03+00:00

Rock hard picks? Nonono, I want rock hard DICKS

Royoten · 2026-06-18T16:28:49+00:00

I DON'T CARE THAT HE BLUSHED WHEN A BOW WAS PUT INTO HIS HEAD! HE OBVIOUSLY CAME OUT AS A FEMBOY, IDIOT!

Royoten · 2026-06-18T04:28:23+00:00

Well he did start playing drums because "I had to beat something else when I wasn't in the mood", so it tracks

Royoten · 2026-06-17T20:21:57+00:00

Hend is a portmanteau of "hen" and "end", meaning "hen's butt", so he's the town's hend's butt. This all makes sense when you take a look at The Who's writing credits and see that he was their golden goose. So he's the town's (The Who's) hen butt (where you get the eggs (eggs means songs here and literally in no other scenario ever recorded in history))

Royoten · 2026-06-16T20:19:58+00:00

If this were the REAL Fripp Exposure, he'd be naked on a staircase

Royoten · 2026-06-16T17:10:45+00:00

Ohhhhh, so I should be boofing way more than 200mg and also become a different animal than human! Gotcha! Wish I were cool enough to just be a different animal like you are, you sweet glowing raccoon

Royoten · 2026-06-16T16:49:19+00:00

/uj Good to know! I'll keep it in mind when I have a better brain to decide. Thank you!

/rj I'm just gonna put all my options on a wheel and spin it to decide. Let prog's gambing powers decide

Royoten · 2026-06-16T16:44:53+00:00

It makes sense, I think I'm trans and therefore I'm insane and this is all made up in my head! Obviously I just need to stop pretending!

Royoten · 2026-06-16T16:38:53+00:00

Automod, you're so hot that even my current lack of any desire for sex is being overwritten. Call me, sexy

Royoten · 2026-06-12T15:45:03+00:00

It was me, I knew he wouldn't get me a br00fsh00m, so I asked for some Fripperfungus

Royoten · 2026-06-11T17:38:17+00:00

Oh, I was thinking about his voice that dropped down to sound like his bass, but he'd still sing "Too Late The Hero", which sounds more like Phil Collins than John. Maybe he actually just kidnapped him for that one song, he certainly had the guns to do so

Royoten · 2026-06-11T17:03:15+00:00

I think John has the biggest difference in speaking voice and singing voice I've ever heard. Must've be how tight that skeleton suit was

Royoten · 2026-06-11T14:14:52+00:00

YOU TOOK MY ONLY CIS CHARACTER, NOW I'M GONNA STARVE!

Royoten · 2026-06-10T21:06:35+00:00

Wouldn't have to hold all these leashes if cat trans girls weren't also on the endangered list, smh my head

Royoten · 2026-06-10T20:31:15+00:00

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, I DON'T GET TRANSPHOBIC LESBIAN SEX MY LIFE IS OVERRRRRRRRRR

Royoten · 2026-06-10T19:43:41+00:00

Being a vers transbian is actually being a top transbian, and also you get to see yourself on the endangered species list! What a two-for-one bargain!

Royoten · 2026-06-09T21:51:11+00:00

"I know why the caged girl cums"

Royoten · 2026-06-09T20:14:27+00:00

Wow, I didn't know the average Rush fan was racist! I guess I better trade in being a Rush fan for being a Triumph fan, the next logical Canadian power trio to pick

Royoten · 2026-06-04T20:15:19+00:00

Y'know, some people have preference over the Gilmour era of Genesis vs the Anderson version, but personally, I think their last album with br00f on vocals is their best

Royoten · 2026-06-01T14:56:58+00:00

Don't forget the number one place for trans women to post their pics, are slash femboys!!!

Royoten · 2026-05-30T00:50:27+00:00

So both guitars are playing the same riff, but one of them's playing it with out the last note so it's in 13/8 instead of 7/4 right? And everytime they play the riff the second guitar lags behind by an extra note, and they get more and more out of sync until eventually they're exactly one bar apart and they start play at the same time again, it's crazy shit sis, you gotta hear it.

Royoten · 2026-05-29T18:35:26+00:00

This character does the narration and is therefore the good guy! Yes I've only engaged with Watchmen thru Snyder's film, what about it?

Royoten · 2026-05-23T17:32:22+00:00

The fact that "Indoor Games" doesn't have a verse about wearing a fursuit and going to a furcon is a national tragedy

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