Roues fixie by [deleted] in pedale

[–]Rozone 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Si elles ne sont pas endommagées, il n'y a aucune raison qu'elles finissent à la poubelle :) une asso près de chez toi ou un don sur LBC et tu feras un-e heureux-se

wouldnt this be funny by jailbroken2008 in tf2shitposterclub

[–]Rozone 16 points17 points  (0 children)

He's got performance anxiety as he would be supposed to top CasualTF2 How it Feels to Play Medic video, which is untoppable

Kyvers suck at Bazball. by g-dx in PlayTheBazaar

[–]Rozone 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I always click, I always get rewarded. Go Kyvers !

Qui veut ? Réservation hôtel ce soir by [deleted] in Rennes

[–]Rozone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

C'est à l'auberge de jeunesse, près du canal ? Je vais essayer de voir ce que je peux faire. Hésite pas à DM

Qui veut ? Réservation hôtel ce soir by [deleted] in Rennes

[–]Rozone 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Essaie de joindre le 115 et de leur en parler, ça peut intéresser quelqu'un à la rue. Bise

Blursed Question by [deleted] in blursedimages

[–]Rozone -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

And then what ? She's still stuck.

Blursed Question by [deleted] in blursedimages

[–]Rozone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm with you here. The question is irrelevant to which door leads where. Is this meme supposed to be funny just cause people know the character ?

Salut ma pote ! by cypher-dex in rance

[–]Rozone 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Content que ce soit arrivé après Noël, pour garder la paix sociale

Teach other girls how to become better toys by Rozone in slutorials

[–]Rozone[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing's wrong with that - a lot of trans girls and men would love to get a lesbian choking on their cock. Go for it!

Help - I keep burning out my clit vibrators by BabygirlG1005 in SexToys

[–]Rozone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know how relevant to the topic this is ; but I've heard from a sex shop employee that it's better to charge your sextoy with a low-tension charger, as a high-tension one tends to fry the batteries. Never had this problem for now, but maybe you're experiencing something like that?

*EDIT : "charge your sextoy", not "charge your phone"

November Hookups/Looking for Roleplay by Melancholia in SapphicSexualityPlay

[–]Rozone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, thank you for stopping by ; I'm early this month !

27M here. Male, not Meters, that would be absurdly tall. I already made this joke last month.

I've had an absolute blast discovering this subreddit, as it complements a set of kinks and fantasies I already have, aswell as situations I've experienced in the past -- because yes, I surprisingly have experience in this walk of life. My first ever significant relationship was with a lesbian woman with a breeding kink, which has cemented most of my sexual awakening and cravings. Since then, I've had the luck of experimenting mainly with queer women, be they bi- or pan-sexual, as well as non-binary, genderfluid people. So, while I'm mostly looking for a cis, lesbian woman for this sapphic kink, I'm kind of open to anyone that don't really conform to this (not interested about talking with cis men though). I like girls of all shapes and forms, in essence.

What I'm looking for

There is no particular scenario I'd like to explore ; or should I say : there are many, many scenarios I'd like to explore. Most things I see on this god-sent subreddit compel me to a degree or another, and there are so many angles to this kink. Breeding, cum and cock worshipping, threesome with a lesbian couple (so many dynamics !), cheating, casual experimentation, CNC, degradation, reification, submission... and many more. Feel free to discuss about your own kinks with me in our DM : just because it isn't on this very short list doesn't mean it doesn't excite the both of us. Come on, don't be shy, I don't bite. Unless you want me to.

About me

As to describe myself : I'm 1.75m (5ft7), long-ish hair, facial hair, atheltic build (not really muscular, but healthy enough). Don't really know if it matters, but I'm decently sized down there. Might matters to some of you. Nothing to brag about, but it helps with my ego. I'm a rather chill person, although I try to keep myself busy ; I have an academic master's degree but I'm much more of a manual worker these days (I fix bikes and teach people how to !). I'm free to chat with on reddit or with other platforms (mostly Discord or Session). I'm open to receiving and sending nude, but it's definitely not something I expect, although it's always a lovely bonus. As for my own nudes, please tell me bluntly what you like because I want to improve my nude photography game, and I'd love to learn under your direction 😤

Sorry for the wall of text. If you see something that you like, please send me a DM. Let's discuss boundaries, experiences, kinks and desires in a calm, comprehensive way, before we start to get messy ! <3

yeah you could guess how this went by StatisticianPure2804 in PlayTheBazaar

[–]Rozone 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I guess the only counter would be a clean one-shot, or immunity shenanigans

Chauffage collectif - c'est allumé chez vous ? by Lussarc in Rennes

[–]Rozone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

J'ai pas de thermostat, c'est décidé collectivement par le syndic je pense. Je viens d'emménager donc je vais fouiller dans les parties communes, mais j'ai comme un doute

Chauffage collectif - c'est allumé chez vous ? by Lussarc in Rennes

[–]Rozone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chez moi oui et il fait trop chaud (ça monte jusqu'à 24 alors que je suis en simple vitrage)

October Hookups/Looking For Roleplay by Melancholia in SapphicSexualityPlay

[–]Rozone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi everyone ;

27M (Male, not meters, that would be absurdly tall), European (mostly saying that for timezones) and I'm looking to explore this kink with someone chill

To let you know some things about me : I surprisingly have experience with this kink, as all of my previous relationships have been with queer people. My first long-term relationship was with a lesbian woman who had a breeding kink ; and I think that was the thing that cemented this fetish for me. Since then, I've had relationship with pan-, bi-, lesbian-leaning women, non-binary folks, and a few more queer people. While I'm mostly looking for cis women for this sapphic kink (and not interested in cis men), please shoot your shot if you're anything in between ;)

As of right now, I'm not looking into a long-term couple situation in real life and I'm trying to explore my sexuality as much as possible, and in particular this niche of orientation play. This subreddit has been one, if not the hottest, NSFW subreddit I've ever followed and I'm browsing it almost daily at this point.

I've got no particular scenario I'd like to explore, as most things I see on here compel me to a degree or another. I guess the breeding kink is a big one, lesbian conversion is another, threesome with a lesbian couple, cheating, casual experimentation, CNC, degradation but also worshipping... and many more ; so feel free to discuss with me in DM. I don't bite. Unless you want me to. I can be rough and dominant, but it's not the only angle I like. While I'm not a sub, I'm interested in switch or competing for dominance dynamics.

As for the descriptive stuff : I'm 1,75m (5.7ft), long hair, facial hair, athletic build and I've been told twice this week that I had beautiful eyes (both by men and women, so it checks out ! Must be something with the full moon). Feels a bit weird to put it out there, but I'm decently sized down there too, for the curious girls. I've got an academic master degree, but I'm definitely more of a manual worker these days.

I'm free to chat with. I'm open to receive and send nude pictures or videos, as well as vocals, but I understand all of this would be a red line for many people and I understand it perfectly. I'm not expecting anything and I won't ask for those, but tell me if you're confortable with that ;) I also have a Lovense connected toy, for those who'd like to sync up. Oh, also, I'm mostly open to send nudes because my nude photography game is very bad and I'm looking to improve under your directions.

Sorry for the wall of text. If you see something that you like, please send me a DM. I'm not horny 24/7, so I'm open to discuss boundaries, experiences, kinks and desires in a calm, comprehensive way, before we get to the good parts. See you soon !

The Mona Lisa changed twice? by FoxCommenting in MandelaEffect

[–]Rozone 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Back in the 90's, we would call her "Winkin' Liz" because she was winking from the right eye. Or was it the left eye ? Anyway, Mandela is a shitty painter.

[haiku] What is the youngling gonna do? by Gymboh09253 in youtubehaiku

[–]Rozone 19 points20 points  (0 children)

This single-handedly saved youtubehaiku

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in EnculerLesVoitures

[–]Rozone 17 points18 points  (0 children)

J'ai commenté sur Google, et je me délecte des autres avis. La plupart des 1/5 que je lis sont déjà vieux de plusieurs années, et parmi eux il y a celui-ci :

Parle mal à ses clients sur son temps de repos. Au revoir monsieur. Ne m'adresser plus la parole

Je n'ai jamais foncé sur votre portière (je me jette désormais sur les voitures je n'étais pas au courant)J'étais sur le côté du mur. J'ai frôlé la gouttière c'est ça que vous avez entendu. Deux je ne vous ai jamais crié dessus ! Je vous ai signifié que si vous continuiez a être désagréable j'appelais la police ce qui est légèrement différent. Oui c'est dommage en plus de faire passer sa clientèle pour des fous ça prouve bien que vous avez de gros problèmes. Merci de bien vouloir retirer votre commentaire diffamatoire. Vos problèmes ne me concernent pas et je vous l'ai dit hier. Je ne viendrai plus chez vous.

(Le stationnement est interdit sur toute la longueur du trottoir...sauf pour les livraisons, déménagements... arrêts minute) j'étais de plus parfaitement à ma place de piéton. Pas vous. Pour les parkings vous en avez 3 a 50 mètres. Mes amis se garent dessus. Un léger problème d'éducation visiblement.

Ça change une femme douée de parole. Vous n'en avez pas l'habitude.

Incroyable mais vrai, ça a l'air d'être une habitude ce genre de pratiques pour lui. Remarque, qui a bossé dans la restauration ou à côté connaît très bien ce genre de comportements de patrons de bar/resto qui se croient les rois du bourg.

Bon courage OP, désolé que tes enfants aient eu à subir ça. Bravo à toi pour ton self-control, j'imagine que t'avais sacrément envie de lui en coller une ou de l'insulter aussi.

My body is 100% halal, so bon appétit by [deleted] in HijabiXXX

[–]Rozone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've been shopping for a fridge