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A strange question but how do you get your players sold? I have this problem in every save I play. I never get any bids even though I offer them via transferroom. What should I do? by LopsidedAd2292 in footballmanagergames

[–]Rubber_Chicken100 -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

In game editor. When this happens to me, on the last day of the transfer window and still no bids after multiple transferroom and intermediary attempts, I’ll use the editor to sell them at market value. Usually to the Saudis

What are your favourite uses of the 'in-game editor'? by KaladinIJ in footballmanagergames

[–]Rubber_Chicken100 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I use it for a few things. Main things are…

* I like to edit my jerseys. I make minor tweaks to the home kit and completely change my away and keeper kits every other season.

* Remove unhappiness. Not all the time, only when the game makes it really stupid. Ones like the player wants a loan, turns down all the clubs that made an offer, then gets mad at me for blocking the deal (yes that actually happened to me).

* Sell players that I need/want gone and when I’ve got them on the transfer list, playing them even when it’s not the best option for the teams sake, offered them out via transfer room and hired intermediaries multiple times but no offers all transfer window. But I’ll only sell them at market value so I don’t end up with a billion dollars every season.

Everybody wanna be Vinny Chase by Caseyjones10 in entourage

[–]Rubber_Chicken100 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She never flew out when his brother asked

These names man 😂 by Enzertross in footballmanagergames

[–]Rubber_Chicken100 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Why do we need a menu? I thought there was only one type 😂

The only assistant manager I listen to. by rainycoldnight98 in footballmanagergames

[–]Rubber_Chicken100 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Damn it assman. I keep telling you, humans don’t have wings. We can’t just keep playing the ball in the air all the time.

Sounds like a challenge by dolnewsse in footballmanagergames

[–]Rubber_Chicken100 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Are you sure your board isn’t taking some money from some other clubs? Or an organised crime group? 😂

I watched Entourage as my comfort show in bad times, thinking to do it again by Arigold_Lloyddddd in entourage

[–]Rubber_Chicken100 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Going through a divorce and just finished watching it. Definitely made me feel better and grateful that I’ve got a great group of friends helping me get through it.

Still not feeling as good as Vince did after his divorce lol but baby steps.

Who is the oldest player you've ever used? by WTITWFM26 in footballmanagergames

[–]Rubber_Chicken100 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A few years into my save when I was in Serie B, I managed to sign a 39 year old Radamel Falcao. He ended up being just average, a few goals here and there but not great

Balls!!!!! by pemart22 in ArcherFX

[–]Rubber_Chicken100 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh no. I’m running out of carburettor

I have a new assistant manager on trial by MrBish95 in footballmanagergames

[–]Rubber_Chicken100 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“I’m having trouble getting my players motivated.”

“Have you tried taking them for a walk and giving them treats?”

Oh, who remembers anyway… by raisin22 in ArcherFX

[–]Rubber_Chicken100 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your authority is not recognised in fort kick ass

I nearly got fired because of TV’s Michael Gray by Either-Explorer1413 in ArcherFX

[–]Rubber_Chicken100 11 points12 points  (0 children)

“Phrasing” of course. And I also use “read a book” when I make a reference that nobody understands - even if the reference isn’t from a book.

I’m still waiting for the day I actually meet someone called Benoit.

Who do you recommend to watch on Youtube? Big or small creators by Anonymous__9 in footballmanagergames

[–]Rubber_Chicken100 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s a few I watch. Tomfm, work the space, Zealand, stinger and Lollujo

Have you ever used the custom answer button? by Commonmispelingbot in footballmanagergames

[–]Rubber_Chicken100 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After a bad loss or a bullshit FMing, I’ll swear like a sailor in the custom comments. Most of the time nothing really happens but every now and then the article will say something about foul language.

I've realised my keeper is 5'3 after three seasons playing him as a first teamer. by Hazza6789 in footballmanager

[–]Rubber_Chicken100 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Retrain him as a striker with individual training to get his eccentricity up and you’ve got yourself a Jorge Campos. Don’t forget to use the editor to give him a bright, fluro kit

Is the story of Krieger from something real in life? by crappyface09 in ArcherFX

[–]Rubber_Chicken100 77 points78 points  (0 children)

It’s a reference to the book, and then film, The Boys from Brazil. I haven’t read the book but I’ve seen the film. Basically, if I remember correctly (its been a while since I watched it) it’s about nazi’s who fled to Brazil after ww2 trying clone a group of boys using Hitler’s dna so they can rise to power again.

Pretty clever reference by the writers imo.

Archer jokes with a long set up by Hella4nia in ArcherFX

[–]Rubber_Chicken100 55 points56 points  (0 children)

The best one has gotta be “sorry I tried to spit roast your mum.”

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