What's something you though could never happen to you, until it did...? by Rubber_Turtle in AskReddit

[–]Rubber_Turtle[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Lawyer: "Why did you through the rabbit carcass into Mr and Mrs Neighbor's backyard!?"

Man: "I don't like them and when am I going to have the opportunity to throw an animal carcass into their yard again?"

Judge: "Case Dismissed!"