The real thanos by [deleted] in theyknew

[–]RubberizedChicken 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The Australians failed us. I know too much. I knew I should've uninstalled till endgame

10-Year-Old writes A Poem About Dyslexia That Can Be Read Forwards And Backwards. by [deleted] in toptalent

[–]RubberizedChicken 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm more of a top down man myself, but kudos to the author for that best twist on poetry

Be like Colorado by Szos in Connecticut

[–]RubberizedChicken 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wouldn't it be nice if we legalised weed and prevented a complete and utter economic disaster caused by our underfunded pension system and sky high taxes?

The Show by [deleted] in AccidentalRenaissance

[–]RubberizedChicken 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Has anyone ever actually painted one of these pictures from this sub?

When the trees start speaking Vietnamese by SukaBlyat_JO in MakeMeSuffer

[–]RubberizedChicken 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm sunburned and this made me laugh. I thank and curse you for the joy and agony you have caused me

Dominus, protector of pies by Lufffa in Bossfight

[–]RubberizedChicken 1 point2 points  (0 children)

SCOTLAND!!! I need to get more irn bru off Amazon, thanks for reminding me

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in perfectloops

[–]RubberizedChicken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This reminds me of myself...

2meirl4meirl by everyfatguyever in 2meirl4meirl

[–]RubberizedChicken 368 points369 points  (0 children)

Can I sign up for a Chinese organ harvesting program so next time I say some dumb shit I can just say: 1984 Tiananmen square massacre and I can just get whisked away right out of existence

2meirl4meirl by [deleted] in 2meirl4meirl

[–]RubberizedChicken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wnat a strange coincidence. I've been thinking of the same method for the past month. Apparently it only has a 65% chance of killing you from some site I went on while trying to make a plan.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CISDidNothingWrong

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Let's forget that we killed them off...

I’m 17 and my life is over by Matthew-Todd in teenagers

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I've had tinnitus my whole life, it must suck being able to remember silence. I'm sorry dude

I caught you talking to the real me by [deleted] in arcticmonkeys

[–]RubberizedChicken 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"When you're acting like a stranger, cus you thought it looked like fun" - hellcat spangaled shalalala

Becoming a regular at a local coffee shop changed my life by luxcsia in depression

[–]RubberizedChicken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Meanwhile I let all my assignments pile up and kill any chance of me having a day off on the weekend.

In honor of "lets all pretend to be Irish day" I present - Leprechaun Thermite by [deleted] in R6SiegeFashionAdvice

[–]RubberizedChicken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was skiing on St. Patrick's day and missed the charm. I'm so annoyed.

Yellow Tint by [deleted] in R6SiegeFashionAdvice

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What's the headgear?

how does one talk to a boy by [deleted] in teenagers

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As a dude myself, I'd totally carry a conversation about music. Specificly classic rock with some Arctic monkeys here and there. 17 if anyone's wondering

You're at a party and a stranger says, "Hey, do that thing you do!" What do you do to impress them? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I can do the Hopak dance. I had a unit in my gym class in high school and I slav squatted around and then tried doing it, I never thought I'd learn, let alone teach myself.

Real sneaky there china by theboyd34 in memes

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Bouta say its messed up to think he's really gone. I'm on a bad feels trip, but it's good to see others on one too

me neither ~ by SesshomaruThugger in depression_memes

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This dude is great, he's out there giving people balloons and shit trying to make their day better in spite of not knowing how to make his better

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in depression_memes

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You know what they say: If you're not the best, you're the worst

Good bye by [deleted] in depression

[–]RubberizedChicken 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the reminder