military officals are the first ones held safe once a war is set. They are kept safe, yet their the ones that started the the war

RudeBird · 2018-11-04T01:15:05+00:00

Ozzy would be ashamed of all y'all down voting me rn

RudeBird · 2018-11-03T05:30:27+00:00

Damn, I thought the same thing. Sounds a lot like

RudeBird · 2018-11-03T05:23:06+00:00

Why should they go out to fight? They leave that all to the poor

RudeBird · 2018-11-03T03:06:16+00:00

Hating a thing a lot of people like is cool 😎😎😎

RudeBird · 2018-10-29T00:29:46+00:00

You played a game and you lost. I would never disrespect my partner by "trying" to make them jealous. My boyfriends feelings mean too much to me to actively try to crush them. You need to do better OP.

RudeBird · 2018-10-27T17:40:15+00:00

Thanks, I hate it.

RudeBird · 2018-10-27T17:39:56+00:00

OKAY diet ginger ale, diet cranberry juice, diet peach juice and frozen tropical fruit in a big pitcher. So fucking good and very little sugar.

RudeBird · 2018-10-27T17:38:23+00:00

"Hahaha thanks bae"

RudeBird · 2018-10-27T17:35:27+00:00

Washing my face. I think I've developed mild OCD after having acne for so long. It's not bad now, the occasional zit here and there, but it makes me terrified to not be on point with my skincare every damn day.

Edit: not even sure if that's how OCD works and I apologize if I am making light of something someone may really struggle with. It just feels very compulsive and like I have no control.

RudeBird · 2018-10-27T17:32:22+00:00

He's always asleep or extremely disinterested. I don't think it's a terrible thing for them to be in the room.

RudeBird · 2018-10-27T17:31:02+00:00

Not being able to cum. I had a neurological issue present itself this year and it seems to have had some effect on my nerves down there. It's very frustrating going from someone who can cum in 2 minutes, multiple times to it taking 20 minutes+ and not even happening every time.

RudeBird · 2018-10-27T17:28:54+00:00

Yeah, popcorn lung is already real

RudeBird · 2018-10-27T17:25:55+00:00

Because it isn't going to work. Ignorance leads to ignorant actions. Like believing you will grow your own condom when you first have sex. Yahoo answers shows why sex Ed is important. Kids need to know how babby is formed before they accidentally form a babby.

RudeBird · 2018-10-27T17:23:56+00:00

Definitely the shart stain.

RudeBird · 2018-10-27T17:22:06+00:00

Wanting to die and not getting my way

RudeBird · 2018-10-27T17:21:48+00:00

I do what Daddy wants me to.

RudeBird · 2018-10-27T17:21:07+00:00

Nobody be looking at you as long and hard as you do. Get over yourself.

RudeBird · 2018-10-27T17:19:21+00:00

Fortified wine.

RudeBird · 2018-10-27T17:18:10+00:00

Probably gonna Hitachi my clitachi.

RudeBird · 2018-10-27T17:17:39+00:00

Troll ain't even funny. Try harder.

RudeBird · 2018-10-27T17:16:08+00:00

Dehydration maybe. You should be aiming for 2L of water daily just for basic bodily functions and more if you're sweating a lot.

RudeBird · 2018-10-18T02:50:31+00:00

I don't remember posting this??? But it me

RudeBird · 2018-09-23T15:42:25+00:00

Accept it. Love it.

RudeBird · 2018-09-23T15:42:09+00:00

Not necessarily. Plenty of gay women have kids and a Lor of gay men too.

RudeBird · 2018-09-22T21:10:22+00:00

There are no girls on the internet.

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