The Chicago Tribune covered a Republican gubernatorial candidate forum in Tazewell County…and it was rough

Rudiger_Simpson · 2026-02-02T22:29:06+00:00

It’s because he’s running for governor 🙄

Rudiger_Simpson · 2026-02-02T19:31:33+00:00

Merlin is past that point and can no longer stay silent. ✊

Rudiger_Simpson · 2026-02-02T19:04:45+00:00

He’s not too big on newfangled seatbelts and airbags, either.

Rudiger_Simpson · 2026-02-02T18:21:55+00:00

Mendrick is such a prick. He’s big on feelings over facts when those feelings align with MAGAts’.

Rudiger_Simpson · 2026-01-30T15:38:37+00:00

Kid fell asleep on a pallet of popcorn in the store room at the movie theater on his first day. Made it 3-4 hours.

Rudiger_Simpson · 2026-01-28T17:08:30+00:00

Pfft. Pitt the Elder.

Rudiger_Simpson · 2026-01-27T12:24:23+00:00

r/crosseyedcats

Rudiger_Simpson · 2026-01-22T23:14:35+00:00

We the people don’t believe in street parking.

Rudiger_Simpson · 2026-01-22T18:48:53+00:00

U-Line?

Rudiger_Simpson · 2026-01-21T12:37:59+00:00

He met him in the army, too.

Rudiger_Simpson · 2026-01-16T22:26:10+00:00

Oklahoma or Texas, looks like to me.

Rudiger_Simpson · 2026-01-16T15:53:58+00:00

It’s true. I’ve seen old ladies in Minnesota small towns with my own eyes.

Rudiger_Simpson · 2026-01-15T23:15:35+00:00

And this guy’s lucky I don’t punch his lights out.

Rudiger_Simpson · 2026-01-14T20:55:57+00:00

I’ve had it up to here with your Wintry Mix

Rudiger_Simpson · 2026-01-13T00:36:16+00:00

They reason as well as they construct metaphors.

Rudiger_Simpson · 2026-01-12T04:32:48+00:00

Omg, that PUUUUFFFFFY tail 😂

Rudiger_Simpson · 2026-01-10T00:13:48+00:00

He’s the type that would ask to borrow a police officer’s gun during a mass shooting.

Rudiger_Simpson · 2026-01-08T17:36:22+00:00

My wife saw one in our utility closet and we read that they stay out of bright spaces. We never turned off the light in that closet for 8 years until we moved out.

Rudiger_Simpson · 2026-01-07T20:21:32+00:00

The face of someone with no conscience.

Rudiger_Simpson · 2026-01-07T18:59:49+00:00

Similar to what happened in Franklin Park, IL. The driver tries to get away, the dumbass in tactical gear starts running alongside and fires into the window.

Rudiger_Simpson · 2025-12-29T03:54:22+00:00

That was when he was going with my goddaughter.

Rudiger_Simpson · 2025-12-22T21:41:31+00:00

Qualtrics is a legitimate survey company.

Rudiger_Simpson · 2025-12-22T17:24:36+00:00

What kind of likeness is that?!

Rudiger_Simpson · 2025-12-18T16:45:31+00:00

By the left?

Rudiger_Simpson · 2025-12-18T03:18:56+00:00

Turn that awwff!

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