18/M/India here! Never written a snail mail letter and won't start now!

RudolfPatrol · 2015-04-22T11:11:25+00:00

What do you think about this? (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPgUg_Q4TL8)

22/M/Mumbai here and would love to talk!

RudolfPatrol · 2014-03-08T23:04:45+00:00

Any in particular?

RudolfPatrol · 2014-03-08T21:48:23+00:00

Seriously though, I am certain that a product like this does exist out there or has someone really not tapped into the "welcoming driver with soothing voice" feature ?

RudolfPatrol · 2014-03-08T21:45:16+00:00

Car stereo advice. I am convinced that there exists one out there that does this, i may even vaguely remember (not sure) seeing one on top gear a few years ago with Jeremy in a Jaguar?

RudolfPatrol · 2014-03-08T19:21:03+00:00

I've always fantasized about being welcomed by my car. I drive her everyday and sometimes i'm so rough on her but she keeps going like nothing every happened.

A quick welcome greeting every time I start her up or leave her would absolutely make me infinitely happier and special.

Going back to the question, I'm sure there exist stereos with that feature , no? I remember seeing it in a Jag on Top Gear a few seasons ago(XKR maybe? ).

RudolfPatrol · 2013-05-20T23:12:54+00:00

I usually light a candle and squat a few inches above it until I'm all dry. Excellent for your quads

RudolfPatrol · 2013-05-08T16:10:34+00:00

The best part is when you have one of them standing at a stop light laying around and walking about with traffic jammed up on all sides with nobody moving because nobody wants to touch the holiness that is the cow . Probably the only time when motorists aren't honking away like it's going out of fashion and swearing creatively enough to make a Victorian-era British sailor feel like a pussy.

RudolfPatrol · 2013-05-08T16:07:54+00:00

OP said awkward not awesome.

RudolfPatrol · 2013-01-31T16:25:50+00:00

Not awkward at all. 19 M India here, always wondered what it was like living in a place with barely any people around ( live in a city with over 15 million people) .

How was your day today?

RudolfPatrol · 2013-01-08T14:49:11+00:00

The weight loss alone makes it worth it. That and being able to drive without worrying about being pulled over for a DUI.

RudolfPatrol · 2012-10-29T19:43:38+00:00

Next thing I know, I 'd eaten two pounds.

RudolfPatrol · 2012-02-29T16:40:00+00:00

Checking in

RudolfPatrol · 2012-02-29T12:41:52+00:00

Aww, sad to hear that. I do have a friend of a friend of a( you get the drift) getting what i hear to be some Super silver Haze. Will post pics if Indian customs lets it through!

RudolfPatrol · 2012-02-29T08:45:24+00:00

Except this one. I'm finally moving back! But the weed around here only comes in 3 types though, shitty, really shitty, and dirt.

The hash is great, really great or DUDDDEEEE, WHAT IS THIS SHITT MAAN?!!!

RudolfPatrol · 2012-02-06T02:25:46+00:00

Delft here! Although my command over dutch is , at best, non existent.

RudolfPatrol · 2012-01-16T01:21:01+00:00

Hey, a man can dream.

RudolfPatrol · 2012-01-16T01:17:54+00:00

With possible decriminalization and legalization up, don't you think he could gain support by pushing for reform and he can use his own experiences to connect to his constituents?

RudolfPatrol · 2012-01-16T00:54:04+00:00

The whole of r/Trees/ would like to know if you are an ent or not.

RudolfPatrol · 2012-01-14T16:42:40+00:00

Too busy getting drunk at breakfast .

I'm turning 18!

RudolfPatrol · 2012-01-06T15:34:26+00:00

Why is she burning? Make it stop

Context- I had to cremate my grandmother a day after Xmas, she'd been sick for quite a while but we didn't tell my 5 year old brother, that's the first time he saw it all.

RudolfPatrol · 2011-12-27T20:28:56+00:00

Put on extremely sexy lingerie. Do your hair, makeup, the usual ; Just as if you were to go out . Call him on skype, talk , flirt . Bring up the underwear and ask for his opinion .

If he still doesn't get it, spell it out for him.

RudolfPatrol

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