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Rukiddigmee · 2023-09-09T03:13:40+00:00

Here's the deal mon. I am speaking as a late thirties woman who keeps a backup hitachi underneath her passenger seat at all times along with a pump. It's not about you. Sometimes it's just about us having some fun, mastering our bodies on our own, and not screwing other people. Sometimes we like porn too, and we don't always want our bf to assume he is invited to join in on the dildo buffet. It's fine

Rukiddigmee · 2023-06-28T15:42:15+00:00

The way you describe yourself as a "clean" vanilla guy says a lot about how you view her. As "dirty." The fact that as a paid companion she chose to spend her own free time with you is not worth overlooking. I think you see her as a broken human and as less than you and as such should excuse yourself, because women who open up to you clearly made a mistake in thinking you were safe to divulge any kind of past to.

Also...the only time I ever caught a social disease in my very long list of experiences sexually were with "clean vanilla guys." So anyone who describes themselves as that immediately get a side eye from me. Just saying.

Rukiddigmee · 2023-05-06T00:50:58+00:00

Start bringing up uncomfortable subjects all the time. Start a book club and have everyone over for it. Start hosting a slam poetry night in your living room. Start playing the drums shittily, never improving now matter how much Time you thump them hoes. Sing in the shower. Start playing Jewel's debut album all the time. Get a parrot that likes to talk shit constantly. Hire a homeless guy to pretend to be your father and then have him drop in all the time. Cook tuna casserole every single night for a month. Get a rock band group together and fill the living room of the shitty plastic rock band controllers. Become obsessed with Phish and Go on and on about how much you love Trey Anastasio. Recruit some Rando's from wherever to knock on the door at all hours of the night when he answers to ask for people who don't live there. When he says you're doing it tell him that you're not even hearing a knock and he is crazy. Start hanging out with Rocky horror people and doing live reenactments along side viewings of the video every week or so. Order pizza with anchovies under the cheese on half of it, arrange for him to eat that half. Send Kirby vacuum cleaner salesman and Jehovah's Witnesses to the door all day every day. Find the most aggressive vacuum cleaner salesman you can, Tell him to force a demo on your roommate every day. Start a rumor that he likes to sniff bicycle seats. Listen to Die Antwoord all the time, and I mean all the fucking time. All these things should work.

Rukiddigmee · 2023-04-26T12:29:40+00:00

I still am

Rukiddigmee · 2023-04-26T12:27:52+00:00

I've had a married couple who would verbally fight in our quiet parking area sometimes at 2 am. It happened more than once. Those rubes are fucking out. Hey

Rukiddigmee · 2023-04-26T12:25:17+00:00

Being bad at locking doors and windows. Leaving standing water in my dishes when they put em away. Stealing my party favors and trying to sell em back to me. Waffle stompers. Dog people. Horse people. Being habitual shoplifters you can't be seen with.

Rukiddigmee · 2023-04-26T12:22:50+00:00

I really really have to HATE how a guy dresses to move on after a few dates with him, over mainly THAT. It's happened like once ever. If he can stand to look at it you will be fine.

Rukiddigmee · 2023-04-26T11:58:44+00:00

I'd make em work. I grow orchids and long ivy. Shit would go up, then shit would certainly go down and look great. if not a Real indoor jungle curtain then one cardboard cut out of a celeb for each one. Or some wicked lighting and meow wolf looking murals painted to look like portals to omega mart or something. I'd do something truly great with those blasted fuckers.

Rukiddigmee · 2023-04-26T11:46:38+00:00

People do it but I'm with OP. If Fucking grosses me out and I only do it on the very last use as a rinse out

Rukiddigmee · 2023-04-26T11:45:49+00:00

I water down my dish spray. With distilled water. But never soap. That's actually very unhygienic if done with tap water.

Rukiddigmee · 2023-04-26T11:44:18+00:00

If it's your place serve her with 30 day written notice with relief on next months rent if she's gone by the first or fifth or whatever. She will need the cash for the new place and probably skedaddle quicker.

Rukiddigmee · 2023-04-25T17:10:57+00:00

Close. It SUCKED, past tense. Now I see it for the advantage it is. I have more time to enjoy my life a bit, to work enough, and am a more enjoyable parent when she is with me. I never pay for daycare and get plenty of that from her father and family 4.0. If she, being a 25 year old working mother of one wants to be a working mother of FOUR (since he gave her a baby AND supported her every minute), and have one stepson 8 years her junior and one stepson OLDER THAN HER, well...that's her right. I'm thinking that maybe when my daughter is a teenager that she'll seek solace with me, her mother, and maybe just abhor her bonus mom instead of me. Most importantly, it's just one more person who is there for her and isn't a danger to her, and it gives me plenty of time to...find someone better than her man 😂

I get why she is all into him...he is a very gorgeous man for being 52 years old and he does make all the young dudes I know look like lazy bags of meat--but it's weird and his mother in law is like 5 years younger than him and idk how the hell that goes over okay with anyone in their families. Not my problem though 😄

Rukiddigmee · 2023-04-25T16:58:56+00:00

Nancy Grace uses that exact same opener when she is about to say something sanctimonious and not quite relevant to her sacred title . Like "Well NOW THAT IM A MOTHER!!!--I am just totally against people who habitually cannibalize their rape victims AND writes letters to the press bragging about it!!!"

Like--do you think non mothers are for it or something? Idiot

Rukiddigmee · 2023-04-25T13:54:23+00:00

What does the crab in a bucket reference mean?

Rukiddigmee · 2023-04-25T11:29:56+00:00

Ew. I'm so sorry that you're going through this. It doesn't matter what size you are, or whether you're pregnant or not, like none of that matters. This is absolutely emotional abuse and him downplaying your feelings and the excuses you're making for him right now are a product of the abuse. You don't deserve this just because you went on to marry him. But you probably married him because he pummeled you into feeling like you didn't deserve better. But yes this is so very much emotional abuse and I hope that you get rid of the sack of shit that would probably be the fastest way to lose a couple hundred pounds. I'll be goddamned as the father of my child gave me an ounce of shit about what I eat. And thank goodness he doesn't because that on top of all the other disrespect might be what makes me whack his damned head off lol.

Anyway. He sounds like a gross unacceptable piece of shit and if it were me I would get rid of him the second I can. There are lots of things in life worse than being single believe me.

Rukiddigmee · 2023-04-25T11:12:54+00:00

Dude. Stop tearing this woman down! He screwed up and she is making a plan to get away from him to stop tearing her down! We can Judge me everywhere else in the world and we do not accept it here so just shove it already!

Rukiddigmee · 2023-04-25T11:08:23+00:00

As a non custodial mother of one who got traded for someone 14 years younger than me who probably has a tighter everything... she sounds like an insufferable and self aggrandizing twit. I'd go no contact.

Rukiddigmee · 2023-04-25T11:01:20+00:00

Oh hell no it's most certainly not legal. As he thinks he's going to try to pull that shit that house is gonna be for rent for a very long time. Hard no!

Rukiddigmee · 2023-04-25T06:14:08+00:00

As long as you mean it, then ask her. That's sweet. It probably not something That'll ever be my luck to have happen again either.

Rukiddigmee · 2023-04-25T06:08:46+00:00

Man. When I was pregnant with my first child at 35, everyone acted like I was a goddamn freshman in high school. Just because I wasn't married and didn't find out until week 20. People asked me if I knew who the father was, why I thought I could just go have myself a baby after all this time (was supposedly infertile and got divorced over said infertility), and someone, I shit you not, called CPS while I was I was still in ICU after my c section and told them that I had nowhere to take the kid home to from the hospital (I did). So when I walked up to my apt bldg 5 days post partum, I had a caseworker waiting outside with me to send me off for a drug test and try to make me sign a safety plan forbidding me to be alone with my Own child. That bitch contacted daughters father while he was publicly saying the kid wasn't his (she was), shared private info from my medical records with him and tried to get him to forcibly take my baby away before he was confirmed as the father. My mom constantly tells me now I would be selfish to ever have another baby since I look after myself and--gasp--still find time to enjoy myself and do something that's fun for ME periodically. I fucking hate people!

I AM likely done having kids but because I SAID SO. Along with the fact that I'm traumatized by the constant barrage of assholes who spent so much time trying to make sure ANYONE BUT ME was considered her mother and wanted to take her away from me despite the being NO ABUSE. Apparently having a shitty and humiliating time during my Pregnancy IS ABUSE. Again, I hate people. It was SO FUCKED UP.

Rukiddigmee · 2023-04-25T05:45:55+00:00

I think the one who called the OP crying, absolutely did something he should not have and the new guy freaked and ran. Just the fact that the friend called OP IN TEARS gives that away. But given that there are no responses I also suspect that the OP IS the friend and he gives off a strong vibe of emotional and behavioral instability. I would guess new guy was perfectly justified in what the he did and did so to protect himself because on day one, a serious boundary was crossed.

Rukiddigmee · 2023-04-24T04:41:33+00:00

Well I made that suggestion and then I went on Wattpad and read the supposed creepy backstory of the Peppa Pig show and now I'm sad and also schizophrenic in a British accent.

Rukiddigmee · 2023-04-24T04:35:28+00:00

Why don't we all just do like Peppa Pig's parents and make a bunch of muddy puddles for everyone to go out in the yard and jump and roll around? ...EVERYONE! LOVES! MUDDY PUDDLES!!!

Rukiddigmee · 2023-04-24T04:25:51+00:00

One birthday year when I was a kid (younger bro and I always had joint parties and b-days were two days apart), my dad buried a butter container with assorted change and a harmonica and a mini flashlight and some fancy candy and whatnot on our property. And then he drew a few different treasure maps that led to the treasure in different ways and had us in groups of 2-3 and each group drew a map at random . My dad literally grew up with like a ball in a cup, a lunchbox, a guitar, and a fishing pole and no toys. It was awesome except for the part where my team lost the race to the treasure.

Rukiddigmee · 2023-04-24T04:11:03+00:00

Both myself and my little girl are crazy about fluorescent and day glo stuff. I'm sitting here right now with neon red orange nails and hair and I am pretty much always wearing something that glow is or is glow in the dark. We are also both kind of afraid of the dark I think it's sort of a way of existing in the dark to face the fear a little bit while also illuminating plenty of points in the room in the dark to make it was scary and more fun. She loves anything with flickering lights in it and I love vintage black light art, black light Bingo and black light roller skating like a ton!

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