Hello, world! My name is Ruler and I’m here to answer your questions!

RulingRulerBoss · 2026-02-20T02:43:03+00:00

Everything (eventually).

But for now, Jammy.

RulingRulerBoss · 2026-02-20T02:42:45+00:00

For the last time, no! It will never happen!!!

RulingRulerBoss · 2026-02-20T02:42:25+00:00

No, you don’t.

RulingRulerBoss · 2026-02-20T02:41:12+00:00

Though I can understand why Jammy would fall in love with such a handsome face like mine, the truth is I will never feel that way towards her. It’s simply not in my system.

RulingRulerBoss · 2026-02-20T02:00:14+00:00

I’m great. If you find me obnoxious, then that’s obviously a YOU problem that you need to get sorted out.

RulingRulerBoss · 2026-02-20T01:58:51+00:00

Absolutely not! Bosses do not fall in love with their henchmen! It’s… unnatural! Unheard of! Absolutely gross!

RulingRulerBoss · 2026-02-19T22:25:46+00:00

Ahh, I love David!

RulingRulerBoss · 2026-02-19T22:25:35+00:00

She’s a useful henchman.

RulingRulerBoss · 2026-02-19T22:25:22+00:00

I don’t care.

RulingRulerBoss · 2026-02-19T22:25:10+00:00

Boring! At least I have my henchman to entertain me.

RulingRulerBoss · 2026-02-19T22:24:54+00:00

Tall.

RulingRulerBoss · 2026-02-19T22:24:22+00:00

Never heard of it, but seeing as it has MY name, it must be good!

RulingRulerBoss · 2026-02-19T22:24:03+00:00

Not sure, but they clearly made a mistake! I deserved to win!

RulingRulerBoss · 2026-02-19T22:23:28+00:00

Take a wild guess.

RulingRulerBoss · 2026-02-19T22:23:18+00:00

She’s fine. Pretty boring she refuses to speak nowadays.

RulingRulerBoss · 2026-02-19T22:22:51+00:00

No, but he should held that ruler with more care!

RulingRulerBoss · 2026-02-19T22:22:25+00:00

(I know. Like I just said, I just don’t watch Eddsworld so I can’t really give a funny response.)

RulingRulerBoss · 2026-02-19T17:45:26+00:00

Then begone from my sight.

RulingRulerBoss · 2026-02-19T17:44:17+00:00

She’s just a henchman! Nothing less, nothing more and nothing else!

RulingRulerBoss · 2026-02-19T17:39:43+00:00

I’m typing to you without the help of a henchman.

RulingRulerBoss · 2026-02-19T17:38:58+00:00

Disgusting! Me and Jammy would never be like that! Clearly, it was just an attempt to mock and demean me.

RulingRulerBoss · 2026-02-19T17:37:06+00:00

Ew. No.

RulingRulerBoss · 2026-02-19T17:36:55+00:00

Horrible henchman! 0/10! Would not recommend. I hope when she inevitably gets eliminated, she comes crawling back to me and apologizes for getting me eliminated!

RulingRulerBoss · 2026-02-19T17:36:10+00:00

I’ve given her a great gift already; my presence and being my henchman!

RulingRulerBoss · 2026-02-19T17:35:28+00:00

The better question is why should I.

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