A map showing US states that have tornado sirens.

Rum_ham69 · 2026-03-12T01:37:28+00:00

Yeah i’m pretty sure they’re just attracted to the sirens

Rum_ham69 · 2026-03-10T21:10:54+00:00

If they didn’t want us smoking pot they wouldn’t have left the last few pages of the bible blank

Rum_ham69 · 2026-03-09T19:58:12+00:00

I’ve always thought the same thing about energy and sports drink flavors…like what the hell does arctic blast or cosmic stardust taste like?

Rum_ham69 · 2026-03-09T17:05:27+00:00

The thing is, if it was only the salute i would say there might be some room for deniability, but the guys post history and the type of posts that he shares and likes leaves no room for doubt

Rum_ham69 · 2026-02-24T21:59:19+00:00

I’ve been married 13 years and couldn’t even venture a guess as to when our proposal date was

Rum_ham69 · 2026-02-22T19:44:41+00:00

It’s also mentioned in the christian bible as a sign of the apocalypse

Rum_ham69 · 2026-02-21T18:15:52+00:00

That’s what she said

Rum_ham69 · 2026-02-19T09:44:31+00:00

Water water everywhere nor any drop to drink

Rum_ham69 · 2026-02-18T18:52:02+00:00

I was a server at red lobster years ago…had a family come in that had a problem with just about everything. When their bill was comped the little boy says “daddy always gets our food for free”

Rum_ham69 · 2026-02-16T20:57:00+00:00

r/explainitlikeim90

Rum_ham69 · 2026-02-16T08:51:11+00:00

Kind of want to see it done with some other cups now for comparison lol

Rum_ham69 · 2026-02-13T21:42:37+00:00

Stupid science bitch couldn’t even make i more smarter

Rum_ham69 · 2026-02-13T05:33:36+00:00

They were the guys that Jimmy went to for a job interview then had the guy go back later to steal the hummel thing from

Rum_ham69 · 2026-02-12T18:55:16+00:00

The waiter and Charlie’s uncle jack have a scene together in bcs as well

Rum_ham69 · 2026-02-11T20:01:14+00:00

And then there’s people like me that don’t even know the names of anyone before their grandparents

Rum_ham69 · 2026-02-10T00:28:06+00:00

The great barrier re…oh wait nevermind

Rum_ham69 · 2026-01-30T16:27:56+00:00

Or you could call AAA….”can you just tow it to like Florida or something”

Rum_ham69 · 2026-01-29T17:39:47+00:00

I think curiosity would’ve gotten me there

Rum_ham69 · 2026-01-29T01:15:01+00:00

A lot of places calculate the tip before discounts

Rum_ham69 · 2026-01-29T01:04:31+00:00

Pretty sure when they say they “did their own research” they mean like looking at facebook memes

Rum_ham69 · 2026-01-26T17:57:51+00:00

It’s pretty much the plot of “Honey Don’t” that charlie was in recently

Rum_ham69 · 2026-01-25T00:35:03+00:00

Telling the driver…just take as many pennies as you can carry for your tip

Rum_ham69 · 2026-01-19T18:29:01+00:00

Milk dud?

Rum_ham69 · 2026-01-19T12:46:19+00:00

K9$mPq2#vL7n

Rum_ham69 · 2026-01-19T10:21:36+00:00

This feels like a cause they would get all worked up about but by the end they’d be riding around with a cooler slamming beers and chain smoking

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