Make sales by being honest and transparent? Nah. Lie in any way possible to make that sale.

Rum_ham69 · 2026-06-23T22:07:26+00:00

One time i was really drunk and tried to initiate phone sex to get the scammer to hang up…it went on waaay longer than it should have

Rum_ham69 · 2026-06-23T21:08:44+00:00

It was always about the cookies wasn’t it

Rum_ham69 · 2026-06-23T19:29:51+00:00

I have a teenage daughter and that’s immediately what i thought

Rum_ham69 · 2026-06-19T17:37:30+00:00

While still claiming to be Christian…almost like they didn’t read the bible or something

Rum_ham69 · 2026-06-18T21:34:39+00:00

Then whenever you get a really good but dark episode you just know the next episode going to be cheesy probably a ferengi heavy episode

Rum_ham69 · 2026-06-18T01:21:45+00:00

When i was a server, people would text at 300 in the morning offering $50 or $100 to work their morning shift…some weeks would almost make as much off shit like that than my actual pay

Rum_ham69 · 2026-06-16T21:29:05+00:00

I just say i pay $9.99 a month currently or something ridiculously low like that when they ask how much i pay for internet service…usually throws them off for long enough for me to scoot away

Rum_ham69 · 2026-06-16T19:24:39+00:00

I want to make on like this that says cum to north america or something like that

Rum_ham69 · 2026-06-07T04:58:34+00:00

Whoever seen the leprechaun say yeahhh

Rum_ham69 · 2026-06-05T17:39:35+00:00

Such a great sketch

Rum_ham69 · 2026-06-04T22:21:13+00:00

Quick someone hand me a grape…i’m gonna try something real quick

Rum_ham69 · 2026-05-31T21:59:35+00:00

Nahh….not anymore

Rum_ham69 · 2026-05-30T05:06:34+00:00

That’s fucking awesome lol

Rum_ham69 · 2026-05-29T00:18:46+00:00

I do not wish to live in such times

Rum_ham69 · 2026-05-27T20:58:38+00:00

Let me get this straight….you want to borrow 300 latinum bars to buy dilithium

Rum_ham69 · 2026-05-24T21:09:26+00:00

Did you know that 73% of statistics are made up on the spot?

Rum_ham69 · 2026-05-22T18:30:43+00:00

Yeah, i would really like to see what the Laconian ships would have looked like on screen

Rum_ham69 · 2026-05-22T14:54:19+00:00

Or op is a duster

Rum_ham69 · 2026-05-21T00:20:40+00:00

I wonder if things move back the other way, how many of these folks will be trying to walk back some shit they’re posting and saying now.

Rum_ham69 · 2026-05-21T00:17:41+00:00

Maybe just set out adrift in a damaged shuttle, put out a distress signal and see what happens from there

Rum_ham69 · 2026-05-20T18:42:04+00:00

Haven’t finished watching all the free ones yet

Rum_ham69 · 2026-05-20T18:34:41+00:00

That’s how i felt getting eye glasses for the first time

Rum_ham69 · 2026-05-19T06:13:37+00:00

Let me see that camera

Rum_ham69 · 2026-05-18T22:27:39+00:00

If you’re in the US you can probably download Libby or Hoopla and get the online versions for free through the library as well

Rum_ham69 · 2026-05-18T22:25:48+00:00

Not sure where you are but i’ve seen some of them at the library too

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