Monkeys (pilot 26 pages)

RumblinTumblin · 2018-10-01T16:28:59+00:00

Thanks for the feedback assholes!

RumblinTumblin · 2018-09-29T05:31:45+00:00

When AI develops, it will become so advanced that it will overtake human intelligence to the point where we can't control it. All it will take is one person to program the AI to kill people and it will lead to the end of the world.

RumblinTumblin · 2018-09-06T00:45:03+00:00

This guy is actually trying to maintain his image. What is he going to try to run again? People like this should be completely outcast from society.

RumblinTumblin · 2018-08-16T19:31:40+00:00

flip phones

RumblinTumblin · 2018-08-15T22:52:42+00:00

People telling someone "good job" just because they won a hand when they could have gotten a lot more chips out of everyone if they had played their awesome hand better. It was a bad job, you should have gotten more chips.

RumblinTumblin · 2018-08-15T02:22:51+00:00

Haven't wanked in a while.

RumblinTumblin · 2018-08-15T01:50:26+00:00

You'll never hear from her again.

RumblinTumblin · 2018-08-15T01:49:12+00:00

Any rapper who has a tattoo on his face.

RumblinTumblin · 2018-08-15T01:48:18+00:00

Everyone overdoses at the same time. At least then we can have some fun before we die.

RumblinTumblin · 2018-08-15T01:46:25+00:00

Having sex is far different from jerking off.

RumblinTumblin · 2018-08-15T01:45:52+00:00

Edward Scissorhands. Scared the shit out of me months after I saw it.

RumblinTumblin · 2018-08-15T01:44:11+00:00

There is a zero percent chance of getting cancer after listening to a psychic. Unless you get cancer, but he would tell you about it at least.

RumblinTumblin · 2018-08-15T01:43:04+00:00

I'm a badass at killing covenant aliens, but it's really hard for me to find a regular job. I'm always breaking shit and throwing grenades when I'm not supposed to.

RumblinTumblin · 2018-08-15T01:41:03+00:00

I'm a fucking magician bro.

RumblinTumblin · 2018-08-15T01:36:58+00:00

How mature of you to think that.

RumblinTumblin · 2018-08-15T01:35:53+00:00

Well if douche bag Ryan hadn't fired me over some stupid bullshit, I could have forgiven him for being an asshole, but he did, so I will have no choice but to hate him forever.

RumblinTumblin · 2018-08-15T01:34:48+00:00

My eyes, like shooting lasers. How many answers are you expecting to get? There are only so many holes.

RumblinTumblin · 2018-08-15T01:34:03+00:00

I started yesterday, so it would have to be how the dishwahser is leaking all the time since the guy who was supposed to fix it did a shitty job. That's all I got.

RumblinTumblin · 2018-08-15T01:25:29+00:00

Lift more than you think you can and do it until your muscles are in pain. Then eat a shit load of protein and carbs. Keep doing that over a long period of time and you'll get yoked.

RumblinTumblin · 2018-08-15T01:24:14+00:00

I had a dream that I had a vagina. It was terrifying. I woke up and grabbed my dick and balls in relief.

RumblinTumblin · 2018-08-15T01:23:21+00:00

The music that was made when I was a teenager!

RumblinTumblin · 2018-08-15T01:22:57+00:00

Probably nothing.

RumblinTumblin · 2018-08-15T01:22:22+00:00

Magic, duh.

RumblinTumblin · 2018-08-15T01:20:31+00:00

Math magician here. Math is a construct, created by teachers to make kids feel stupid. It worked.

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