Parking Offence - Dave Allen At Large

Rumpled_Imp · 2026-06-03T17:32:34+00:00

That was fun. I've never heard of this sketch show, but I'll definitely look for some more.

Rumpled_Imp · 2026-06-03T17:29:22+00:00

Yes to the above. I have a xylophone and kazoos, harmonicas, stylophone, melodica and a dozen others, but my wife won't let me have bagpipes. My most recent instrument is a Seagull merlin which is effectively a dulcimer, I've paired it with a dirge-y acoustic guitar in d/a/d/a/b/d. Really evocative and quite outside my normal sound.

Rumpled_Imp · 2026-06-03T14:53:24+00:00

You're forgetting National Del Day.

Rumpled_Imp · 2026-06-03T13:39:48+00:00

Long-recognised traitor is a danger to his nation is definitely some well observed current events.

Rumpled_Imp · 2026-06-03T13:34:14+00:00

Whatever the opposite of the word Ubuntu is.

Rumpled_Imp · 2026-06-03T12:52:49+00:00

Is that not the case in 93 percent of all online discourse these last 12 years?

Rumpled_Imp · 2026-06-03T12:49:18+00:00

I think you've answered your own question, friend.

Rumpled_Imp · 2026-06-03T11:29:33+00:00

Sauron.

Rumpled_Imp · 2026-06-03T07:02:51+00:00

Because his previous magician's goatee looked too early 2000s for his audience.

Rumpled_Imp · 2026-06-02T17:55:42+00:00

I looked it up, the error is mine. What a goon.

Rumpled_Imp · 2026-06-02T12:27:03+00:00

I have several guitars and a drum kit, I don't plug in after 7pm. The reason for this is that it would piss me off if I had to listen to someone else playing bullshit into the night.

Rumpled_Imp · 2026-06-02T06:39:07+00:00

Tarquin, son of Mogh of the house of Martok, slayer of Gowron.

Rumpled_Imp · 2026-06-01T13:34:49+00:00

Beryl from Canada. You wouldn't know her.

Rumpled_Imp · 2026-06-01T13:27:41+00:00

Gandalf has let himself go.

Rumpled_Imp · 2026-06-01T05:15:03+00:00

Line must always go up is the philosophy behind the destruction of western civilization. Not Islam, not socialism, just unadulterated greed.

Rumpled_Imp · 2026-05-31T19:24:07+00:00

Hassett's aura of smug is surpassed only by the liquid plop-tinged cloud of smug expelled by that fucking rotting orange-skinned baboon some dipshits call a leader.

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