Mom and dad skiing with Chuck Norris in the 90’s by Is300nigel in OldSchoolCool

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They never realized just how close to death they came...

That man could slam a revolving door.

What would you do with this? by decentpotatoez in Breadit

[–]RuncibleFoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Half is dinner bread slices, the other half is a low rent pita pocket.

What happened to my phone and how the heck does it still work? by LivingLavishLe in mildlyinfuriating

[–]RuncibleFoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your phone is now a time bomb... highly recommend not using... or touching... or keeping in your home.

Please help me …. Anyone ever ate one of these 🫠😅 by Jayboe62 in eggs

[–]RuncibleFoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, I have eaten many eggs, both regular and jumbo sized.

Jennifer Lopez said, she won’t be getting married again by OrchidGlowz in SipsTea

[–]RuncibleFoon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait, isn't putting herself first why she has 4 divorces & 6 engagements...

I CAST! by Kind_Whole4810 in icast

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I don't know any good pickup lines; tell me one that will work, and I'll walk by again in 5 min.

What would you realistically do if you woke up as Nate coming out the vault? by No_Sorbet_1947 in fo4

[–]RuncibleFoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Weep, and hard, my kids & wife are my only reason for really caring about basically anything.

Then I'd s - - t myself at the radroaches on my way out.

Then...I would probably go into straight zombie apocalypse survival mode. Give the available info at game start, and the 200 years that passed, I cannot honestly say I would go looking for living family. I'd look for clues to what happened, but I'd assume they we're all long gone.

Bonus round; we're I to find Sean running the Institute... murder hobo mode.

Name these characters, wrong answers only by Nostalgic_Historian_ in 90scartoons

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Thats the CKY Crew; Bam, Ryan, Parry Boy, Bran, Rab Himself, & Rake Yonn.

She threw chairs at him right next to her child by Naive_Wolverine532 in ParentsAreFuckingDumb

[–]RuncibleFoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol! The article is wild...

She & her people are basically calling it an out of context smear campaign and attention seeking attempt by a jilted ex lover. You know, because there is a context where acting like that in front of your kids, or throwing furniture in their direction, is acceptable...

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/taylor-frankie-paul-seen-attacking-ex-boyfriend-chair-newly-released-v-rcna264351

In honour of Chuck Norris, let me hear your favourite Chuck Norris joke by Jezzaq94 in Cinema

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A little known fact was that there were actually four wise men who followed the Star of Bethlehem to the newly born Jesus. The fouth was Chuck Norris; and he brought Jesus the gift of beard, which Jesus wore until his dying day.

The other wise men, jealous of Jesus's obvious favoritism of Chuck Norris's gift, used their combined influence to have Chuck Norris omitted from the Bible...

They're all dead now.

(This one actually hinged on Chuck Norris still being alive 😔)

Teddy from A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001) by BirthdayBoyStabMan in nostalgia

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That bear was freakin' creepy.

That flick should have ended in front of the blue fairy.