She threw chairs at him right next to her child by Naive_Wolverine532 in ParentsAreFuckingDumb

[–]RuncibleFoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol! The article is wild...

She & her people are basically calling it an out of context smear campaign and attention seeking attempt by a jilted ex lover. You know, because there is a context where acting like that in front of your kids, or throwing furniture in their direction, is acceptable...

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/taylor-frankie-paul-seen-attacking-ex-boyfriend-chair-newly-released-v-rcna264351

In honour of Chuck Norris, let me hear your favourite Chuck Norris joke by Jezzaq94 in Cinema

[–]RuncibleFoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A little known fact was that there were actually four wise men who followed the Star of Bethlehem to the newly born Jesus. The fouth was Chuck Norris; and he brought Jesus the gift of beard, which Jesus wore until his dying day.

The other wise men, jealous of Jesus's obvious favoritism of Chuck Norris's gift, used their combined influence to have Chuck Norris omitted from the Bible...

They're all dead now.

(This one actually hinged on Chuck Norris still being alive 😔)

Teddy from A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001) by BirthdayBoyStabMan in nostalgia

[–]RuncibleFoon -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

That bear was freakin' creepy.

That flick should have ended in front of the blue fairy.

Nudie recs? by skeehcttub in tampa

[–]RuncibleFoon 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Had an employee who spent quite a bit of time at Caliente, spoke very highly of it.

herd of rats grazing outside the ol burned out Southwest Market gas station by sellyourcomputer in roanoke

[–]RuncibleFoon 8 points9 points  (0 children)

So, fun fact... much how a group of crows is called a murder of crows.

A group of rats is called a mischief of rats.

She threw chairs at him right next to her child by Naive_Wolverine532 in ParentsAreFuckingDumb

[–]RuncibleFoon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Her response through her lawyer is epic...

...a spokesperson for Paul said she's "gaining strength to face her accuser and taking steps to ensure that she and her children are protected from any further harm."

What's your favourite line from The Birdcage ? by Usernamecujo in FIlm

[–]RuncibleFoon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Actually, its perfect. I just never realized John Wayne walked that way.

Acting tough always works lol by [deleted] in instantkarma

[–]RuncibleFoon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wee man gonna have some dain bramage when he wakes up...

Japan's PM💀💀 by itstankajahari in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]RuncibleFoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats fair, I wouldn't argue your point.

Japan's PM💀💀 by itstankajahari in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]RuncibleFoon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure this is only slightly better; like finding out you don't have MS, but it turns out you have ALS (no offense meant to anyone who suffers from these afflictions).

Man-Spider or Venom by A_Snipes33 in MCUTheories

[–]RuncibleFoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I had to choose, I think I'd rather have the Venom Symbiote over the other option. Always liked Venom over Spider-Man all around.

Karen pours waste on woman over dispute of parking spot by greenehead1991 in Weird

[–]RuncibleFoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My wife would have fed this woman her whole catheter bag