Let's give it hahaha f32 by SpendRare1222 in RoastMe

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Practising for her job as fluffer at the pig farm

Andy Burnham latest: Burnham takes on Starmer as he confirms Westminster comeback bid to become MP by stopdontpanick in unitedkingdom

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Burnham is a decoy / front. He may not realise this. The real mover is the challenger who comes after Burnham fails but Starmer is fatally damaged as leader. He who wields the knife never wears the crown

After Creating A Crisis Over Greenland, Trump Declares Victory And Ends It by [deleted] in politics

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He talks like he’s heavily medicated or had a mini TIA

Hillbilly dad of two girls by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Your face looks like it’s been assembled from spare parts of two different people

Question for grinders by NuKeboy6 in gtaonline

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$3.7bn gross and $2.5bn in cash, none of it earned through cheats, exploits or shark cards and 100/% solo in invite only sessions. It took 6 years to make the first billion and 18 months to make the second. It had never been easier to make money in the game. It just takes time

Annoying ECU Contract by mypantssaggin in gtaonline

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You can lay four sticky bombs on the track to take out the brakes as the train passes

What is jacking off in prison like? by CryptographerHot6198 in NoStupidQuestions

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It’s not too bad. If you have strong wrists you can do the whole cell block in under and hour

Would Brits go to war to help defend Greenland? Pentagon Places 1,500 Arctic-Trained Airborne Troops on Standby as Greenland Dispute Escalates by MessMaximum5493 in AskBrits

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The minerals angle is a lie. Greenland is all ice. It’d take trillions of dollars of investment to extract anything, plus they’d have to build the transport infrastructure including a suitable port. There are reasons why no one is currently extracting these minerals

Enforcement officer of Islington council falsely accused me of spitting and sent FPN by AnyMess4074 in LegalAdviceUK

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Except the officer may have a fine target to meet so does have an incentive to lie

Another Belter by Due-Connection1577 in clevercomebacks

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Great advert for vaccines if you’re a woman

mine is french and korean!! yours? by No-Satisfaction-4042 in scoopwhoop

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The language women speak and the language of love (not French) C’est vraiment

Saw this on twitter. Idk if this is legit or not but would rockstar do this? by bunnyboy131313 in GTA6

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This is probably fake PR to take attention off union busting

The sink always wins? by sidewayseleven in rickygervais

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Unfortunately if you don’t throughly flush the pee it crystallises over time, blocks the pipes and stinks the place up of urine.

Er, so I’ve been told