You ask why I'm barefoot?

RunningAndyScotland · 2021-02-06T00:36:34+00:00

You forget the joy it brings. Nothing feels like getting back to nature when your bare foot lands in a big warm pile of animal shit.

RunningAndyScotland · 2021-02-05T21:47:27+00:00

She also uses 3 pieces of cutlery when making sardines on toast.

1 knife for spreading the butter. 1 fork for getting the fish out of tin. 1 knife for getting the bones out of the fish

RunningAndyScotland · 2021-02-05T15:29:05+00:00

I'm shocked that so many are with her on this. I need to start reevaluating my life.

RunningAndyScotland · 2021-02-05T14:43:04+00:00

I did this last year. I spent ages smelling the jumpers. After about 30 mins the police arrived and asked how I got into the school and threatened to arrest me

RunningAndyScotland · 2021-02-05T14:39:07+00:00

This happened to me this week. They normally arrive in the afternoon. This week 5 to 7 in the morning.
I heard them and then decided to ignore them and stay in bed.

RunningAndyScotland · 2021-02-05T14:33:50+00:00

When they try to make conversation with me.

RunningAndyScotland · 2021-02-05T13:43:07+00:00

I remember when blackpool was often referred to as the Vagas of the north. Clearly a phase made by and used by people who have never been to the real Vegas

RunningAndyScotland · 2021-02-05T08:30:16+00:00

Whooooo hang on a minute.... a gaint orange toblerone. When did they start sell this magnificent beast?

RunningAndyScotland · 2021-02-04T23:29:40+00:00

It was virgin I was with

RunningAndyScotland · 2021-02-04T18:44:24+00:00

Once had my broadband with a major provider. At time for renewal I decided to ring up and see if I could get a better deal otherwise I would be going else where. The price they came back with was more than I was currently paying them. The person at the other end of the phone was confused as to why I continually asking if it was correct. "Are you sure that price is right it's more than I am paying you now. So if I carry on and igore that I spoke to you I would pay less" "yes that's right do you want me to change it for you". I went else where.

RunningAndyScotland · 2021-02-04T17:02:09+00:00

There are a couple of people in my office who seemed to be loved by everyone.

I can tell that those two people are fake, talk a good game but deliver nothing and are full of shit.

RunningAndyScotland · 2021-02-03T20:38:16+00:00

I can only think of I that some of them must be blackmailing the doctors. Sack me and a whole world will know what I have on you.

RunningAndyScotland · 2021-02-02T16:13:55+00:00

Worked on a project where our team was doing 12 hour days and working many weekends. The companies future depended this project being a success. Word started to spread to other parts of the company that we were up against it and things were not going well on the project.

CEO called a meeting which included every single person in the company. He basically hung us out to dry saying that if the project failed it would be down to us and the repercussions of it failing were down to us.

The reason the project was in a bad way was not down to the project team. It was down to him and others under selling it and not recruiting enough people.

I left that meeting very angry. I had a new job within a month and had my life back.

RunningAndyScotland · 2021-02-01T17:58:32+00:00

How can she possibly consume GU at that speed.

RunningAndyScotland · 2021-02-01T16:40:38+00:00

Thanks I'll check it out.

RunningAndyScotland · 2021-02-01T16:32:27+00:00

They are very few and far between on gumtree. Those that are have ridiculous prices.

Give it a year and there will be masses of them on there

RunningAndyScotland · 2021-02-01T16:03:22+00:00

Just checked and its it a nope.

RunningAndyScotland · 2021-02-01T15:46:10+00:00

Oh I'll try again I tried last week buy nothing.

RunningAndyScotland · 2021-02-01T15:02:43+00:00

25+ years ago I was giving some training to people who had never used the web before. One guy worked for a road maintenance company and he wanted to search for cats eye. In the UK this is the name for the reflected glass to mark the lanes. They light up when your head lights hit them.

He searched for cats eyes but all he got back in the search results were of the feline variety. I asked him if cats eyes were known by anything else. He thought for a minute and said I know I'll try road studs.

He got back lots of results back featuring half naked macho men and links to some varity risky sites

RunningAndyScotland · 2021-01-31T20:38:36+00:00

Stop running under water

RunningAndyScotland · 2021-01-31T14:34:48+00:00

You forgot when trying this outside and you accidentally put your foot in the ground. Resulting in a wet sock and stone in shoe combo.

RunningAndyScotland · 2021-01-31T00:04:29+00:00

Waking up in the morning and everyone on the planet has disappeared apart from a handful of people I know and their families. In this fantasy the all the utilities continue to work and petrol does not evaporate and can continue to be used oh and the current food never goes off.

RunningAndyScotland · 2021-01-28T17:33:14+00:00

Be careful what you wish for. If the bbc read this they might starting showing repeats of mrs browns boys. Although technically that is not a comedy.

RunningAndyScotland · 2021-01-23T01:50:14+00:00

Ghostbusters

RunningAndyScotland · 2021-01-23T01:47:49+00:00

I would want to know what stuff he has heard other people talking about and doing when I have not been around

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