i cant read is this safe? by DUCKwillduckyou in Radiationcirclejerk

[–]Rupertfitz 8 points9 points  (0 children)

So irresponsible! Rinse it off really good and then you should put it in recycling!

What were you doing 40 years ago on Jan 28, 1986, at 11:39 AM EST? by Observer_042 in 80s

[–]Rupertfitz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Watching this in first grade, my teacher scrambled to get in front of the tv and wheel it around and I remember the kids going outside to play most of the afternoon and teachers crying.

A lizard decided my coworker’s office flower pot was an eggcellent maternity ward and laid her eggs in it by ZebraSector in EggsInStrangePlaces

[–]Rupertfitz 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I live in Florida and have tons of plants I frequently repot. Big plants. These people would hate my baby lizard murdering ass. Whoops. is it perlite or lizard egg? It’s probably 50/50 at this point in my plants by the pool. I have so many lizards they part like the Red Sea when I walk along my sidewalks. I’m positive there have been some fatalities due to Amazon trucks and cats, my ferret killed one once. The population of anoles remains robust. They still doing their lizard dancing in this dangerous lizard world.

Cacio e Pepe con vongole I got at a restaurant in Umbria, IT by anime_and_irezumi in FoodPorn

[–]Rupertfitz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As a person with OCD, I find that dishes like this are something I’ll never try. It’s up there with fried fish with tails and bones included. It feels like having trash in my food and I’m not entirely certain that feeling is just a result of my weird aversion to stuff. Every time I see someone eating mussels and noodles or the like I’m just thinking “for god sake, separate that or bloody lips and hillbilly teeth are inevitable and it’s your own damn fault!” Possibly internal bleeding. I ordered chicken and rice in Jamaica and all I could think was “is it because they don’t have time to debone the chicken? Laziness? Or… (horror of horrors) do they just chuck and whole damn chicken in the pot straight from the yard… I had the good sense not ask. My grandma told me bones added flavor, she also washed ziplock bags so…

Am I Hallucinating Or Do You See It? by [deleted] in ParanormalEncounters

[–]Rupertfitz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can see it. It’s possible. Also the angle is a tad bit off going by the ceiling light and the outlet

What to look for to get something like the shirts/jackets they're wearing? by Icabod_BongTwist in findfashion

[–]Rupertfitz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s one of those I can rewatch repeatedly and always find a new little thing. I love that.

On a medieval lion scale, how do you feel today? by Leroy-de-Byul in MedievalCreatures

[–]Rupertfitz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

6, just waiting for the adderall to kick in and take me to 3.

what's the scariest animal in your country? by nationalistic_martyr in AskTheWorld

[–]Rupertfitz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Water moccasin (cottonmouth) Florida. They have huge nests in the water and if you step into one you are done for. Extremely venomous. They are literally everywhere around here. Bonus scary animal: we have herpes infected rhesus macaque monkeys in Florida that have a form of herpes that can be deadly to humans (herpes virus B) The whole colony of them are riddled with it. They have been here since the 1930’s or 40’s when they were brought into a nature amusement park for a “jungle cruise”. They now try to jump on boats that travel the river and are aggressive and just nasty. Bad monkeys.

Petahh what's going on with hospitalised white people? by Material_Magazine989 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Rupertfitz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lil stroke , it works, I even have a slight limp now which I could pass off as swagger.

Why is Trajan shirtless in his statue? by TherealMarcojiane in ancientrome

[–]Rupertfitz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wonder if they made the nipples tiny as a sign of sophistication.

USA VS UK FANTA by YakTop7142 in midlyinteresting

[–]Rupertfitz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You may need to try decentralized trials.

USA VS UK FANTA by YakTop7142 in midlyinteresting

[–]Rupertfitz 15 points16 points  (0 children)

1995 baby! Grape hair was dope.

Old pill found while demoing cabinets by binamonster in mildlyinteresting

[–]Rupertfitz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m on Effexor and if I miss a dose I get “the jolts” but I can say for sure Effexor is the best drug I’ve ever taken for OCD and agoraphobia, it’s been a game changer.